I got 6 stitches above my left eye because of a door. Can anyone come up with a better story to tell?

Question

Creativity counts.

Answer 1

Say that when you were buying gifts for under privelaged children in your community, a derranged lunatic came into the store and held everyone at gunpoint. It was a 4 1/2 hour standoff -- just him against the police. Then, when the police were in full-body-armor, ready to blow down the door and take him out with lethal force (thus putting everyone else in harm's way), you bravely swatted the gun from his hand and restrained him with your bare hands until the police could come in and apprehend him. From all the adrenaline and your unbelievable tolerance for pain, you being a superhero and all, you didn't even notice that you had a gaping wound over your eye... an injury that would make anyone else drop to the floor in agony. A woman who was 9 months pregnant gasped when she saw the blood dripping from your face, which is the only way you even knew you were hurt. She then thanked you for saving her and her baby -- she explained that she was born with a rare condition and doctors predicted she'd never have children, so this baby she had was a miracle baby and if anything had happened to her child, she wouldn't be able to have a baby again. She told you that she was going to name her baby after you. 2 days later you heard that her baby was the next Messiah. Conclude with, "Yes, ladies and gentlement, I did save God's son, and thanks to me, you have hope for salvation."

lol Good luck with your story!!!

Answer 2

The last thing you remember is you were sitting in a restaurant and a cute guy/girl (whichever you prefer) brought you over a drink. Next thing you know you wake up in a strange apartment in the bathtub, with ice packed around your head.

You call 911 and they come and examine you and find out that the whoever left you there had opened up your head and sucked your brains out. The nice doctor stitches it up for you. So let this be lesson to you - don't accept food/drink from strangers.

If they ask WHY someone might have sucked your brains out you can tell them that yours could bring a lot of money on the black market because it's never been used. For all you know, had they left you alone, you might have simply run into a door or something.

Answer 3

you were knife juggling on a dare
you offered to help an old lady cross the street and she beat you with her cane
you got it in 'Nam
you were out for a walk and a piece of a meteor fell from the sky and hit you
you fell off the turnip truck
you had a splitting headache
your evil friend gave you a pair of binoculars with a razor blade on the top
don't ask--but you should SEE the other guy
you were filling in as drummer for Metallica and the drumstick flew out of your hand during your big solo and "pow!"
things got a little out of control during the naked Twister tournament over the weekend
you've decided to give up your dream of becoming a Kung Fu master
a crazy girl at the supermarket attacked you with a bottle of peach schnapps because you looked exactly like her ex-boyfriend who stole her car

or just tell people you'd rather not say (let them dream up their own story!)

Answer 4

Three years ago, in the summer, my older sister and I were playing outside. I had my roller blades on, and she was riding her bike. I held onto her bike seat while I was rolling behind her. We tied a jump rope to my waste to hold me up better. She is super fast, especially on her bike. She was going down our rocky street, and I fell. I was dragging, and that seemed like FOREVER. She didn't even notice...until I started screaming. To make long story short, my whole elbow got shattered, and I have a huge scar on my elbow and knees. Thank goodness I live on a dead end.

None of this is made up.

~HAPPY HOLIDAYS~

Answer 5

I was chasing the dog, for my nylons, new year eve 2yrs ago, slipped on the rug and hit the metal rim of a step. I had 10 stiches in my chin and a black and blue eye for the New Years Eve party.

You can tell them your child/friend/ other was helping you get a candy dish from the top shelf. You both dropped it and it hit you in the forhead

Answer 6

The habit of eluding from the truth with fabricated or make believe stories tends to stay with you as practice this art. If you cannot be honest about what happened now, you will never learn to be honest later in life.

Answer 7

I dislocated my elbow getting into a car. Honest! And if that isn't good enough, my daughter broke her ankle walking across the kitchen floor - no obstacles, no steps, just walking across the flat floor. Hope you feel better soon.

Answer 8

"Oh what a tangled web we weave when at first we begin to deceive".

Just tell the truth. And from now on, keep all doors either fully open or fully closed.

Answer 9

you got your hair caught in the electric can opener and so it pulled you into the machine and it nearly opened up your brain.


you bought yourself and electric tweezer and you were almost pucked to death

you were trying to zip up her pants and your forehead got in the way

Answer 10

Last summer I coughed and dislocated a rib!