2006-12-24 03:52:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
First- I'd ask how he snuck in as this is a Christmas party for men-with-bisexual-females swingers and where are those two drunk twins.
Then I'd ask him to get some booze because he sure is good at drinking! and I'd ask the Secret Service guys to get ice and some food.
Sure, I'd let him talk to me, but he'd have to put up with my drunkenss, lewd behaviour and childish fart impressions of him talking.
Then I'd ask why he isn't at the gay bar with Dick and Tony.
2006-12-24 03:57:42 · answer #1 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd say look dude, dont hog all the booze, keep your clothes on, tell my aunt her fruitcake is the best you ever had, smoke outside please, tell the secret service leave their weapons outside
and nooo none of the women here need an escort home and mr President if you end up in your skivvies and a lampshade on your head I promise you will be in every major newspaper and all over the internet, so show some restraint. Then I would tell him no we are not going to play the thong song any more tonight also if you puke, you clean it up
2006-12-24 12:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by molly 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would say...
"Hello, President Bush. How are you? It must be
difficult being you...having made such stupid
decisions, and caused so much death and destruction
so far, while being in office. I can't help but wonder
why somebody hasn't made an attempt on your life. Hey...here's a thought. Why don't you go back to Texas, and you and the Missus open a Barbecue joint?"
2006-12-24 11:59:30 · answer #3 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
first off he would never be at any xmas party i'm attending, simply because, he isn't interested in being around average americans, nor does he ever seem to deviate from his socio-political base. but if he did approach me, i would be nice towards him, and then i would tell him that i cant wait til his term is up. i would probably tell also tell him that his legacy is one of lies & broken promises to the public. and that he should make a amends ala jimmy carter for being such a bad chief executive.
2006-12-24 11:59:27 · answer #4 · answered by illtownfiend 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let him, give him a drink and ask what's he gonna do the next 2 years.
2006-12-24 11:55:38 · answer #5 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG OMG OMG !!!! I would just like - be - soooooo honored to get to talk to the greatest man in the World. I'd prolly be tongue tied and flubbergusted and spikey and nutso. OMG OMG - the smartest and greatest man in the world.
2006-12-24 11:56:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Merry Christmas!
It would hardly be the time for me to unload upon him...
2006-12-24 12:15:13 · answer #7 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i would let him start the conversation. more than likely he doesnt want me asking him any questions. im sure he would be the one asking even though he wont really listen or remember anything i tell him.
2006-12-24 11:56:09 · answer #8 · answered by rhonda3826 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would let him do the talking! He is way over my social speaking skills.
2006-12-24 11:57:06 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say "Why aren't you in the desert with the families you sent there Mr President?"
2006-12-24 11:55:07 · answer #10 · answered by Mike T 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋