My butler has gone and died this morning (the bounder) leaving one in a aw full pickle , what should one do??

Question

maybe someone from the uper crust like what i am , could lend one a spare butler wot wot....

Answer 1

I sympathise, a good butler should never let death get in the way of fulfilling his duties. Are you sure he can't still carry out his duties adequately?

Answer 2

One may want to get one's bottom half and tend to one's own affairs until a new butler is obtained. But I agree, it is hard to find a very good butler these days. Sometimes when you find the perfect butler, they almost can read your mind and know what your needs are before you even ask for anything. I empathize for you, and good luck on finding a new butler.

Answer 3

Call Butler Temporary Service. 1-800- 462-527-9277.
That's 1-800 - IM A LAZYASS.

PS.. Usually people of the UPPER crust, AS you are, can spell correctly.

Answer 4

Certainly old chap, we Gents have to stick together don't we?

My underbutler will be right round, just as soon as the chauffeur has defrosted the Rolls.

In the meantime I suggest you get the butler's one out of the pickle. I assure you it does nothing at all for the flavour. One of the footmen should be able to handle it for you.

Answer 5

One would have helped however I am expected at her Majesty's at 7 and ones spare Butler is buttling else where.

Answer 6

Order the housemaid to ring up another one old chap! Meanwhile go to the parlor, have some biscuits and tea and try not to ponder such trifle matters.

Answer 7

Ho no your butler was my dad and you have worked him to his death what are my poor children going to do this xmas without their Grandfather you cad!! Right that's it i am going too sue prepare for litigation you swine!!!

Answer 8

live without a butler.

Answer 9

Find out if it was Mrs White, with the Candlestick in the Study......

Answer 10

Give him his marching orders and move to another state