Doesn't Santa realise how much stress he is putting on the reindeer with that extra weight, Shouldn't he diet

Question

Not to mention he could fit more presents on the sleigh if he were smaller.

Answer 1

The reindeer are not stressed at all because they are energized by magic dust which puts them into flight with the ability to tow any amount of weight not too mention the hefty Santa who by the way actually lost 800 pounds over the last few weeks in case you hadn't noticed.

Answer 2

Well the reindeer dont feel anything. When santa is high up in the altitude he is weightless the reindeer dont feel his extra weight and the presents, well santa has a headset and he leaves his present bag empty till he gets to your house than he says elfs fill them up and the elfs send the presents right into the bag in .5 seconds and than santa goes down your chimmney and gives you your gifts and the reindeer are extra happy when you leave them carrots and celery! so be good and merry christmas.

Answer 3

Well the reindeer are all female so used to stress, and the only creatures capable of making sure that a lard arsed male can not only deliver the correct pressies on time, but to the right place without getting lost.
With regards to the pressies, elf dust is amazing, women wish it could be patented, as it shrinks things and makes them lighter than they are.

Answer 4

Actually, santas extra weight is due to yo-yo dieting. By his constant binge eating and then guilt ridden starvation he has slowed his metabolism so much that he assimilates calories merely by looking at food. He is in severe denial about this and has invented a phony ho-ho-ho to try and distance himself emotionally from all those he encounters. Each reindeer has its own cardiologist to monitor them in order to make sure that they dont have an inflight infarction. Sadly, what santa needs is not a diet but a whole new view of food and eating. Due to his self imposed isolation in the barren wasteland of the north pole, he has little more to due than eat and watch bad made for tv movies about christmas. As far as being able to accomodate more toys in the sled...he actually removes from each residence two items for each one he leaves. Have you noticed the abundance of self-storage units out in the middle of no-where? He is filling them with his booty. Like a typical pack rat he is accumulating stuff that he will never use. Its all quite sad really. i hope this adds to your holiday cheer.

Answer 5

I read somewhere that Santa joined Weight Watchers, they have a special for the New Year, he will wait till then. As for the presents, I will take diamonds any day and they are small packages so he can load a lot of them and still be pleasantly plump. Hope you get your wishes granted, Merry Christmas

Answer 6

Well some1 is getting coal 4 Christmas lol...Who ever heard of a skinny Santa? beside what about the verse" a little round belly that shook when he laugh like a bowl full of jelly " not a belly that grumbled like a monster kids could have nightmares ;D

Answer 7

I don't think bashing Santa just BEFORE he starts delivering is a good idea. Why don't we just all wait until after the New Year when it's a little safer. Hey, Santa, if you are reading this: I certainly don't agree with Dustin here. I think you look fabulous!

Answer 8

LOL. Yea. I bet those reindeer have a hard time. But they are magic and they probably dont feel it much when they are in the air. Well that is what I am guessing.

Answer 9

Santa and the rain deer weigh nothing and that is why he is able to eat the way he does and feed the rain deer they love to help and that's
why their light as a feat-er.

Answer 10

I'm much more concerned with his pipe smoking habit. That has got to be wreaking havoc on his lungs and other internal organs.