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I think that maybe President Bush had the Secret Service break into my apartment and leave the milk out all night and put it back in the fridge before I woke up. I have sour milk and Im super pissed. Those sick bastards.

2006-12-24 02:08:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Government

11 answers

Milk?

Heck, they came last night and moved all my furniture around then put it back before I woke up.

2006-12-24 02:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by onlybitealittle 2 · 0 0

No, it heard another George Bush speech, milk is going sour around the whole country haven't you heard?

2006-12-24 10:24:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Perhaps it was the aliens from the planet vorgon. They love warm slightly sour milk. They are very sneaky though. most of the time they cover their tracks better. I'd set up a nanny cam if I was you.

2006-12-24 10:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by firefly 5 · 0 0

Sure, why not blame the President.

All the lunatic left blames him for everything from creating 911 to some how conjuring up hurricanes to kill black people.

2006-12-24 10:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by Dog Lover 7 · 0 0

yes, Mr Bush has always been one for practical jokes, usually he's alright but the other day he just went too far, while i was sleeping he snuck into my house and replaced my insulin with heroin.

2006-12-24 10:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by matrix 2 · 0 0

Yes,they must be sick and twisted to something like that.

2006-12-24 10:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by Mojo Seeker Of Knowlege 7 · 0 0

Honey,

They aren't smart enough to even do that!

2006-12-24 11:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by docie555@yahoo.com 5 · 0 0

u need a psychologist

2006-12-24 10:14:16 · answer #8 · answered by sushobhan 6 · 0 0

I HAD THE SAME THING HAPPEN HERE!!

Those Basturds!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-24 10:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by Made in America 7 · 0 0

I think it was your momma

2006-12-24 10:15:28 · answer #10 · answered by 007 4 · 0 0

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