Well, it's the day before Christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature is stirring
Not event a mouse...
So why have I just seen two cats climbing up my bloody Christmas tree again?
2006-12-24 01:34:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
They can see the fairy's pu55y.
2006-12-24 01:43:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Is it a real tree or a fake one
my friends cat wrecked two of her fake ones in the last couple of years but for some reason cannot abide the smell or something of the real one and wont go anywhere near it
2006-12-24 01:47:55 · answer #2 · answered by helen g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two cats at the top of the tree seems an original alternative to the star, angel, robin or santa toy.
2006-12-24 01:44:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the days till now christmas sure cuz i like the sensation of christmas :) and preparing for christmass :) yet while it comes its over appropriate away :( haha yet definately the days! love the sensation! ha ha
2016-10-18 22:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First smile of the day!
Happy Christmas!
2006-12-24 01:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by nosmo king 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you ask why someone climbs a dangerous mountain they say 'because its there'. So when you ask why cats are climbing your christmas tree I guess the answer is..............B.I.T!!!!!!!!! Merry xmas from a fellow cat owner!!!
2006-12-24 01:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by la.bruja0805 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get the blood circulating,
In the Warwickshire winter.
If you want them to stop,
Curl up in bed with them.
2006-12-24 23:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by RebelBlood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're looking for the un-stirring mouse of course!!!!
2006-12-24 03:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cats are intelligent. Most of them are atheists.
2006-12-24 01:48:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They obviously don't believe in Christmas!
2006-12-24 01:37:09 · answer #10 · answered by pamo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They love trees!
2006-12-24 01:40:27 · answer #11 · answered by Plato 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋