Lots of Crisco?
Call Jenny Craig?
If you want something for christmas, people, you better help me out.
2006-12-24 01:28:06 · 31 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ISE WESSON OIL OR CRISCO TO GET HIM OUT.
2006-12-24 01:54:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a long rope and tie it to his feet.
now take the other end and hook it up to my cousin Buford's pick up truck.
Now tell Buford to slowwwwwly step on the gas..... actually you might want to do the gas steppin' yourself 'cause last Christmas we lost Grandpa when he was playin' Santa for the kiddys. Ya know cousin Buford had a bit too much egg nog and stepped on the gas a might too hard and well..... all the kiddys saw was Santa's bottom half speeding through the living room and out the door. Now they are all going to therapy and we only get to see them once a month.
Tell Santa hi for me. Merry Christmas!
2006-12-24 09:33:08 · answer #2 · answered by Nita C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the grease from the Christmas Turkey or Ham.
Climb on the roof (have someone hold the ladder for you).
Pour the grease down the chimney.
Santa should slide down and continue his journey delivering toys to all the boys and girls.
Merry Christmas
2006-12-24 09:31:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dang chubby guy. Heat expands and cold re tracks so lite a fire in the fireplace. The heat will expand the chimney and he will fall to the bottom. Wait.....it that the best idea????
Call the fire dept.
Happy.
2006-12-24 09:31:58 · answer #4 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call 911 and tell them to bring the jaw,s of life!They will get Santa out!
2006-12-24 09:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pour some oil from the chimney down...
get him some weight loss pill
pull his feet from under...
2006-12-24 09:31:28 · answer #6 · answered by analey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the fire department they actually have experience getting people out of this kind of stuck position !
2006-12-24 12:01:43 · answer #7 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
climb on the roof and throw cough mixture all around the chimney walls and then tie a rope around around his waist and pull while sum one from below pushes with two canoe paddles.
;-)
2006-12-24 09:35:11 · answer #8 · answered by stoute_boeremeisie16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a cow, cows dont have chimney's, they live in a stable. now if santa ges caught in the barbed wire, that would just be funny.
2006-12-24 10:16:44 · answer #9 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get on the roof and use a Santa plunger to get him unstuck.
2006-12-24 09:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by dreamweaver021557 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe a stick of dynamite would help him get out. Or lighting the fireplace. :)
2006-12-24 11:21:16 · answer #11 · answered by spiritcavegrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋