How's this sound as a Japanese Christmas carol?

Question

Oh the weather outside is frightening,
But the Buddha's so enlightening.
Turn the rice cooker way down low.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Our feet in the kotatsu touching,
Your ears I'll soon be munching.
Turn the rice cooker way down low.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

When we say oyasumi,
The neighbors can hear through the wall.
And when we get up to pee,
The sound echoes all round the hall.

I've got something to show you,
But the heater needs some toyu.
Turn the rice cooker way down low.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Kotatsu is a small table with a heating element underneath.
Oyasumi means good night.
Toyu is kerosene.
C Homo Erectus 2001

Answer 1

Good effort,Happy Christmas to you.

Answer 2

You forgot the cake