He has a glass of wine or sherry at several million houses and still keeps driving - no worse - flying! Someone call the cops
2006-12-23 20:52:27 · 14 answers · asked by The Shadow 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
You can be charged for being 'drunk in charge' of any vehicle including a bicycle. I would like to see the Police Sleigh that would chase Santa. Would they have a version of Rudolph with a flashing blue nose? That would make it worth watching the Christmas Special of World's Most Exciting Police Chases.
2006-12-23 21:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by Litmus180 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is Christmas Magic! Father Christmas can drink all he wants on Christmas eve, but only on Christmas eve.
For but a little while longer this year....
A Merrily joyous, barking mad, wickedly happy Christmas to everyone who celebrates!
Best wishes from
--Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-23 21:10:19 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa delivers the pressies; the elf is the designated driver. Even if he wasn't I'm sure the reindeer know their way
2006-12-23 21:20:43 · answer #3 · answered by leekier 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you Sod- we won't get our pressies! No way- It keeps him, jolly!
Besides- how many times has he crashed- besides he knows it like the back of his hand!
Keep Jolly St Nick Jolly- give him more Sherry! We want pressies!
2006-12-23 21:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa has magic reindeer - they steer the sleigh for him, so he doesn't need to know where he is. He just needs to appear mildly sober to drop off the presents.
2006-12-23 21:26:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha good point.But then if they tried to arrest him he would magically disppear and christmas would never be the same again if he was locked up in jail
2006-12-23 23:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by Rebecca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's why he only comes once a year. It takes him that long to sleep the hangover off.
2006-12-23 21:02:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The law doesn't apply to horse or deer drawn carriages..
only motorised vehicles..marry Xmas and a happy 2007
2006-12-23 20:58:17 · answer #8 · answered by JJ 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I don't know what traditions are where you live, but here he drinks milk with some cookies !!! That should absorb the alcohol he's getting at your house !!
2006-12-23 20:55:00 · answer #9 · answered by aguadadepasajeros 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
no, but i say he will be pi$$ed by the time he gets home to Mrs Santa no sex fer her tonight.
2006-12-23 20:56:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋