2006-12-23 20:17:29 · 11 answers · asked by : 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Auntie Nobody replies:
Dear Mrs Badgrumble.
I find this is a very common problem nowadays. Surprisingly most families simply don't notice. You may therefore have to take drastic action to ensure they do.
One successful technique seems to be to dress all in red and white and enter the room with a loud "ho, ho ho"! If anyone responds with "Ooh look! It's Mother Christmas" you should reply in your sternest voice "It's FATHER Christmas and straight onto the naughty list for you my boy/girl".
This resolves any confusion AND absolves you from the requirement to buy them a present!
Now, that's what I call a result!
2006-12-24 03:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by Nobody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress like a bloke and see if they notice. You might be kidding yourself and they already know. Lol. Happy Christmas holiday.
2006-12-24 04:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by Ted T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PHEW - you dont know how pleased I am that you have finally accepted that! We have known for quite a long time that you are in fact a blokey masquerading as a pretty lady.
Just stand proud and smile - we are all just so relieved for you (and us) it has been so hard calling you MRSB when we know that your secret is really was no secret.
PS...be careful how you tell your two sons mind you...now THAT may be confusing hehe
2006-12-26 13:27:12 · answer #3 · answered by theoldecrone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say ' whoops, must have been a mix u coz im actually a bloke' and laugh really loudly, for a long time, whilst walking out the door!
2006-12-24 04:21:45 · answer #4 · answered by shonkamur 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Erm toughie. Not one i've thought about an awful lot. I would start with parents. Probably the hardest to tell but deserve to be first.
Good luck
2006-12-24 04:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by rob e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hi, mum and dad. I'm a bloke. Merry Christmas!"
2006-12-24 04:21:58 · answer #6 · answered by weary0918 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
blame your parents.put the guilt trip onto them lol
2006-12-24 04:22:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say "Hey Mum" I'm your new son!
2006-12-24 04:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good luck on that!
2006-12-24 04:19:48 · answer #9 · answered by cinabolic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose you had that operation - strapadicktomy
2006-12-24 05:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by nosmo king 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋