The best thing about being a woman.......................
Go on it's Christmas and i'm in a crazy mood..........music in the brain
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10 for witty answer
2006-12-23 20:09:59 · 9 answers · asked by crazeeladee no more 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
No offence taken john lol!
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2006-12-23 22:09:49 · update #1
Girl! I feel like one to. Or even two!
2006-12-24 00:19:34 · answer #1 · answered by Saudi Geoff 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The best thing about women is that you can pretend to be drunk in the Christmas party, go with the guy you like, hopefully have repeated orgasms and only your very close girlfriends will gossip or speak badly about you.
2006-12-23 20:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best thing about being as woman is our mind. Its just never been a appreciated by men. If all the greatest inventions had up to be discovered by the women, they'd have been discovered thousands of years ago and we'd be living in the future today
2006-12-23 20:42:29 · answer #3 · answered by Froggie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps it,s because you are H A R(1/2) P IS T
2006-12-23 20:45:42 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In this life I'm a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
ps Its only a joke .. don't take offence
2006-12-23 21:51:37 · answer #5 · answered by JOHN W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I must rush to the supermarket, select the largest trolley, and find somebody to talk to for half an hour, in the narrowest aisle.
2006-12-23 20:39:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Most men feel like a woman from time to time... if you know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink...!
Happy Christmas!
2006-12-23 21:20:39 · answer #7 · answered by nosmo king 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lets go to the bar and do some tequila body shots.
2006-12-23 20:52:31 · answer #8 · answered by jesse james 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can get drunk at the office party and misbehave- and people aren't shocked?
2006-12-23 20:41:43 · answer #9 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋