the origin is that we were the bad guys and our English heritage was the mother country that got bite on the hand when feeding it, so we have complexes about issues, we didn't really ever unite to our own mother country after we declared war on them, time has healed all wounds but it can't change history, so now u want us to unite and we have not even begin to play this game as it implies things that have not been resolved and never will be, the government by the people and for the people has always perished..it hold no ability to provide resources to prevent the agonies that it has let alone add the burden of compliance's to the insult of injuries, fear will destroy everything, and money can't be found to prevent it only the subversive collusiviness of it has implications
2006-12-25 06:26:10
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answered by bev 5
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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. Read this below, I assume many things when you ask why we dont be unite. Who?
Never argue with idiots.
They drag you down to their level,
then beat you with experience.
A pat on the back is only a few inches
from a kick in the butt.
The more crap you put up with,
the more crap you are going to get
A pat on the back is only a few inches
from a kick in the butt.
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17 Female Rules
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1.The female makes the rules.
2.The rules are subject to change by the female at any time without prior notification.
3.No male can possibly know all the rules. Attempts to document the rules are not permitted.
4.If the female suspects that the male may know some or all of the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5.The female is never wrong.
6.If the female is wrong, it is because of an egregious misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male did, said, did not do, or did not say.
7.If rule 6 is invoked, the male must apologize immediately for having been the cause of the misunderstanding without any clues from the female as to what he did to have caused the misunderstanding. See rule 13.
8.The female may change her mind at any time for any reason or no reason at all.
9.The male is never permitted to change his mind or under circumstances without the express written consent of the female which is given only in cases where the female wanted him to change his mind but gave no indication of that wish. See rules 6, 7, 12, and 13.
10.The female has the right to be angry or upset for any reason, real or imagined, at any time and under any circumstance which in her sole judgment she deems appropriate. The male is not to be given any sign of the root cause of the female's being angry or upset. The female may, however, give false or misleading reasons to see if the male is paying attention. See rule 13.
11.The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12.Under no circumstances may the female give the male any clue or indication whether or why she wants him to be angry or upset.
13.The male is expected to read the mind of the female at all times. Failure to do so will result in punishments and penalties imposed at the sole discretion of the female.
14.The female may, at any time and for any reason, resurrect any past incident without regard to temporal or spatial distance, and modify, enlarge, embellish, of wholly reconstruct it in order to demonstrate to the male that he is now or has in the past been wrong, insensitive, pig-headed, dense, deceitful, and/or oafish.
15.The female may use her interpretation of any past occurrence to illustrate the ways in which the male has failed to accord her the consideration, respect, devotion, or material possessions, he has bestowed on other females, domestic pets or barnyard animals, sports teams, automobiles, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, or coworkers. Such illustrations are non-rebuttal.
16.If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female is permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors she wishes without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior.
17.Any act, deed, word, expression, statement, utterance, thought, opinion, or belief by the male is subject to the sole, subjective interpretation of the female, other external factors not-withstanding. Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons, extenuations, or rationalizations will not be entertained. Abject please for mercy and forgiveness are acceptable under some circumstances, especially when accompanied by tangible evidence of contrition.
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MALE RULES
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1.A few of my male friends were offended by the "female rules" so they thought of making "Male Rules".
2."We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
3.Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
4.Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
5.Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
6. Crying is blackmail.
7. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
8. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
9.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
10. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
11.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
12. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
13.If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
14. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
15.You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15.Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
21.When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
22. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
23. You have enough clothes.
2006-12-24 04:21:43
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answer #5
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answered by Novatna Dokic 2
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