I never see Mrs. Claus bearing children, and I doubt the elves ascend to his noble cause. Or are the Clauses immortal beings who will only die if a Highlander beheads them? Or...........vampires, anyone?
2006-12-23 16:47:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Mr. Claus had to do something. He once did have children, but after he had 1, he wanted millions. After Mrs. Claus had millions of children, she realized they all came up like Santa, short.( LOL)
Santa had to cover up his shortcoming. He called them all elves, and gave them pointy ears as to hide the resemblance. He then called Jack Frost and asked him for a wish. He wished to receive a magic condom that would keep him disease free and would keep everything behind the rubber band. ( He has been using the same condom for 1000 years). Jack agreed to Santa's wish, as long as he could do Mrs. Claus. This is why Rudolph's nose is red. He caught jack and Mrs. Claus doing it, and his nose has been red ever since. Santa is eternal. Thank goodness for that magic condom. A few years back, Jack got an STD, and gave it to Mrs. Claus. In an unrelated topic, Jack and Mrs. have nicknames. Puttyclaus is Mrs. Claus' nickname and Sonic is Jack's nickname. Jack is called sonic because he goes quick, and because Mrs. has to jack to get a sonic frosty.
2006-12-23 17:00:14 · answer #1 · answered by Professor Sheed 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
havent you ever seen the movie Santa Claus with Tim Allen?
2006-12-23 16:50:56 · answer #2 · answered by your wonderwall 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its the 1 and only
2006-12-23 16:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
havent you seen the movie the santa claus? when santa gets tired of being santa he falls off someones roof to kill himself and be released from his employment. then some other sucker has to take his place
2006-12-23 16:49:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Santa never dies!
2006-12-23 16:49:53 · answer #5 · answered by DG 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Santas immortal :D he never dies lolz
2006-12-23 16:49:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Santa is magic
2006-12-23 16:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
the best elf gets santas throne after he dies
2006-12-23 16:50:14 · answer #8 · answered by norman d 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
for reals? how old are you? well kid santa CeAsEs To ExIsT! sorry you had to find out the tough way...its a shame.
2006-12-23 16:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by kay 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
he doesen't have an age at all
2006-12-23 16:52:26 · answer #10 · answered by INSANE SUGARPUFF 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋