We'll I Went Clubin And My Collar With My Dog Tag Came Off.The Animal Patrol Came And Took Me To "Peter Griffins" House And Now I'm in Trouble.Any Excuses For The Retarted Phat Man?
2006-12-23 16:43:18 · 12 answers · asked by Brian 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell him you stopped by the Drunken Clam to have a Sam Adams. You needed something to get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth. I'm sure he'll understand.
2006-12-23 16:52:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 22:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They had a sobriety checkpoint and were examining EVERYONE'S licence and yo know how long that takes
2006-12-23 16:50:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dog " i am late because the teacher gave me a detention at school"
owner angry " what did u do?"
dog " when my teacher asked me for the homework i said my owner ate it"
2006-12-23 16:49:20 · answer #4 · answered by Chocogal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got to hide from the neuterers, the reason why you came home late.
2006-12-23 16:46:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Sorry..I got involved with a Copyright Infringement suit"
2006-12-23 16:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You got really high and lost track of time.
2006-12-23 16:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So many bums so little time. Sniff Sniff.
2006-12-23 16:44:54 · answer #8 · answered by E_Soup 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
tell him it was peer pressure
2006-12-23 16:46:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't find my bone!!!
2006-12-23 16:47:13 · answer #10 · answered by *~BETHY~* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋