If you had a chance to kill osama binladen how would you do it?

Question

i will hang him up side down and skin him while his alive.... and with his skin i will make a leather jacket for my self and use the rest of meat i will use for fish bait :)

We can even start a new live cable tv channel featuring bin laden getting tortured on a 24/7 network channel hosted by Bill O'Reilly.....

or hosted by John Stewet.....

Answer 1

I'd send him to the GAY BARS in san fran. bend him over and charge 50 cents for all the queers to butt f@#$ him. Then when all the queers are done with him . Well get the donkey from the DONKEY SHOW in Juarez to do him in the butt. The whole time he has to listen to Rosanne Barr sing the National Anthem.

Answer 2

i'm sure all these people mean they will do what they suggested, after they finished pissing themselves, and stopped shaking in fear.
Just by the shear fact that you people are here talking about such an absurd notion, i can safely assume, that you would probably not do a thing.
especially considering the fact that anyone who has actually killed someone doesn't really look forward to it again, unless they are disturbed, and those who have never done it, have a hard time doing it the first time!

Answer 3

Okay here goes. I'd dig up his grave and put bolts in his neck like Frankenstiens monster. Then I'd raise him up on a gurneybed so that he could get struck by lightning. Then I would have random townsfolk organize into mobs with torches and farmtools to chase him around.

Answer 4

One shot from a high powered rifle, I would kill him the fastest most efficient way possible to prevent any chance of escape. Then I would have his body sewn into a pig skin, encased in concrete and dumped into the Marianas Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Thereby guaranteeing that he will never get to meet Allah.

Of course being Roman I might just crucify him.

Answer 5

I would kill him by ignoring him. People of his type live for their press releases. He has not had a significant press release for 5 years, which should (and normally would) relegate him to oblivion.

Why kill him when he has already had his teeth pulled, his claws removed and his balls cut off? He is history, and nothing more.

Answer 6

I would first wrap him in chicken wire then use a straight razor to shave off any skin sticking through, then I would inject him with mercury and wait while over the next few weeks his connective tissues dis-attach and he dies a very slow agonizing death.

That is the short version.

Answer 7

That way you will only be increasing animosity of Muslim countries/people who believe Bin Laden is fighting for their religion.

I would bring him to justice in a neutral country and do everything possible to prove that we/US are not influencing the dispencing of law in any way. For his crimes, death would be the least any reasonable system of law would impose.

You also need to remember US has done exactly the same thing as Bin Laden. In WW 2, Japan attacked US forces in Pearl Harbor - quite legal and valid, because in a war you attack your opponent's military/navy/airforce. But what did the US do in return ? Dropped atom bombs in civilians. Not once but twice. How is this different from Bin Laden's attack on WTC ?

Answer 8

Not me

6th Commandment: Thou Shalt not Kill.

I would not interfere with God's wrath. " Vengeance is mine saith the Lord I will repay I will recompense"

Go big Red Go

Answer 9

Hang him by the testicles over a large anthill - preferably fire ants like we have in Texas - cover him with molasses and sugar and yell "dinner is served" and let the fire ants have their way with him. It would be a long, slow agonizing death - just what he deserves.

Answer 10

I've never seen anyone with such a vivid imagination, you have left me wordless honey, I think I would do the same
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