please answer me
2006-12-23 14:55:50 · 11 answers · asked by chris p 1 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
Put a Brown Paper Bag over your head, cut a small hole in the top and before you put the bag on your head, balance a box of Kleenix on your head, this way once you put the bag over your head to hide the bruise, you have easy access to the kleenix to wipe away the tears that you are crying cause you got your *** whipped by some girl!
Man, IF YOU ARE A MAN, Grow a set and show the bruise and be a man about it....
A Bruise on the face from a fight is a sign that you can fight.....
Hiding the bruise shows me, and every other man that you are a WIMP!
2006-12-23 15:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by Answer Man? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the bruise is fresh, put a compress on it made of something alcoholic and the bruise will disappear by morning. If it is old, you can find a concealer in any pharmacy that looks greenish. Just ask a clerk for help. Put it on the bruise and cover it with a regular skin tone concealer. Hope this helps.
2006-12-23 14:59:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the bag idea, personally, that made me laugh. ("Grow a set!" LOL!)
You can't cover it without makeup, and makeup doesn't cover it all that well. Plus, you're bound to do a lousy job at it. Arnica cream from the health food store will ease the pain and help the bruising fade at an accelerated rate. Don't use it if they broke your skin, though. It's highly unlikely that you're going to find this item on Christmas Eve however, and even if you do, it doesn't work in one day.
So if you're doing Christmas at the family's, just be prepared for the questions. Oh, and alien abduction is never a good excuse. ;D
Happy Holidays!
2006-12-23 17:04:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on your big boy panties and deal with the fact you're immature enough to fight. The consequences for fighting is a bruised face. Ya know?
2006-12-23 15:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by Merr C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it makes you experience any more beneficial if she is that tall she will be able to under no circumstances come across a guy and could prob die lonely that's freaky tall for a lady once you get somewhat older you'd be plenty superior than her (about 17) cus you're a guy actuly you have to be alredy possibly next time basically punch her i understand you shouldnt hit females yet tbh she sounds like a evening club bouncer besides god guy get some balls your getting bullyed with the help of a *little* female
2016-12-01 03:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont really know - since ur a guy.. u know wht i mean ..
best thing for u is to say ur race- im ean are you brown colored or white ?
if white than try putting on some pinkish makeup- whits have pinkish face anyways
and if ur brown then dont worry about it.it wont show/....
2006-12-23 15:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say you got hit by a car. That would sound cool. Lol
2006-12-23 14:58:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wrap a bandage around your face.
2006-12-23 15:04:34 · answer #8 · answered by St. Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Solid concealer stick. That's pretty much the only way, and sometimes you can see through it anyway....Sorry.
2006-12-23 14:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Amanda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chicks dig scars, you might even get some tail for fighting.
2006-12-23 15:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by amazon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋