2006-12-23 14:53:12 · 42 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Number of restaurants in the middle of the desert = 0.
Number of mailboxes in the middle of the desert = 1.
Number of companies willing to ship products to the middle of the desert = 1.
Number of genius ideas to catch roadrunner in the middle of the desert = Infinite.
Delicious freshly barbecued roadrunner à la ACME = Priceless.
2006-12-24 13:28:29 · answer #1 · answered by missinglincoln 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Coyote vs. Roadrunner conflict is, in the animal kingdom, the equivalent of professional wrestling. It is all staged. The Acme crap, however, is real.
After the episodes are filmed, you find the stars at a strip club near the Mojave or at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. Don't ask me how I know.
2006-12-24 14:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by TripleS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The most logic answer would be he stole all that Acme stuff. And that's not the point, its a matter of his pride. Also its sort of like "the game is on." It was a grugde the coyote couldn't let go of.
2006-12-23 14:58:49 · answer #3 · answered by roseyroses14 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was actually a maladjusted juvenile delinquent.
He didnt' buy any of that stuff, he stole it off the internet for the hell of it. He could have afforded it - His dad was a big wig in real estate development in Scottsdale Arizona, but didn't have time for the kid.
So Wiley took out all his anger, resentment, and abandonment issues on Road Runners, which to him, represented the fast life his father lived..
Really, if the law hadn't caught up with him, he'd have become a serial killer by now.
2006-12-24 13:57:58 · answer #4 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good question and very good avatar! Yeah he could have gotten food for days n days with all that dough he shelled out..funny thing tho I always thought that the Roadrunner was the CEO of ACME products so he was in a loose loose situation all round! LOL
2006-12-23 14:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the Road Runners hold the food franchises and won't sell to Coyotes. Naughty Road Runners !
Rose P.
2006-12-23 15:47:47 · answer #6 · answered by rose p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. He didn't buy the Acme stuff. It was shipped to him by the Coyote mafia. They all want to get that roadrunner's a**. So, they shipped him the stuff to get the roadrunner. Geez, I thought EVERYONE knew that.
But see, since he can't CATCH the roadrunner, the mafia won't allow him to eat or give him money for food.
2006-12-23 14:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a gourmand, and he likes chasing his food.
and He doesn't have that much money. He's just using the 30-day money-back guarantee. And he gets discounts being he's Acme's Beta tester.
2006-12-23 15:02:30 · answer #8 · answered by DelVinci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because, like a typical male ego, he wanted to eat his catch. What is the excitement of eating his meal if he hasn't caught it? Others would have given up, but, he did not. Bedsides, he was in a desert. Why didn't he just purchase a vehicle and head into town and get a nice cooked steak? Because, A, he wanted to eat what he caught and B, he was an idiot.
2006-12-23 14:57:24 · answer #9 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because, silly, he never found "Road Runner Under Glass" in the ACME catalogue!
Peace and joy to you and yours!
2006-12-23 14:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋