funny songs?

Question

do u know any?

Answer 1

I think that song "Blister in the Sun" by the Violent Femmes is hilarious, I think it is about masturbation.

But, I always get a laugh out of Weird Al's stuff.

Answer 2

Wierd Al songs, especially White and Nerdy. If u watch the music video, it's even funnier.

Answer 3

Anything by Weird Al Yankovic,trust me! Oh and there's this song called Dio by Tenacious D...freaking hilarious

Answer 4

The Scotsman

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

Answer 5

Garth Brooks Has Ruined My Life

Answer 6

American Fast Food by Randy Stonehill. Something like 20 yrs old.
Chorus:
American fast food, what a stupid way to die,
American fast food, kiss your old age goodbye,
Oh, it's easy, it's so easy ...
It's quick and disposable, just like me.

Well, seems dumb here, but is funny in song form.

Answer 7

My First Christmas as a Woman by The Vandals

appropriate timing as well, haha

Answer 8

Gwen Stefani-Wind It Up
Pink-Stupid Girls

Answer 9

The whole entire CD "Daft Ditties" by Alex Beaton.

http://www.alexbeaton.com/a.html - click on "catalogue"

Answer 10

any weird al song, i like "do i creep you out?" and"a complicated song"