You are on a messenger ..... a new window opens .... it is someone who wants to be ur friend and add u to his friend list ... u look at the name .... Michael Jackson lol
2006-12-23 14:38:25 · 23 answers · asked by ??--?? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Allow me to answer in the following poem, wich you can google every word, you will not find it, i completely made it up
Hello Mr. Jackson, how are you today
I know what you want, and my answer is...Ok
So let me take of all my clothes and grease my sexy body
and then we can get down and dirty, and realy realy naughty
And then, we'll drink some jesus juice and burn our nipples up
and take the jesus juice again and refil our glass up
And then when we are done i'll say, " o boy that was fun"
Oh no, i cant finish this, cause jackson has started to run
Then i go to court and say "i have been molested
And my molester has fled from the crime, i must be protected"
And when we catch that mean old dude (the one with half a nose)
He'll go to jail and i will smile and strike a pretty pose
And then, the person that i hate, will be killed an burn in hell
And the best part is, for this great answer, I'l get 10 points as well.
2006-12-23 14:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by Leon K. 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
If I were sure it was the real Michael Jackson I would add him and tell him how much I love and admire him!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-12-23 23:19:56 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If he was the Michael Jackson from back in his "Thriller" days, then I would open that window right up.
but, if it was the Michael Jackson that we see now, I would pretend that I did not see him. But, knowing me, I would invite him in and ask him "What the Hell happened to you?" And, "Why do this s-h-i-t to your own kids? What the f-u-c-k wrong with you?"
This is what I would say.
2006-12-23 22:43:57 · answer #3 · answered by uchaboo 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'd be like, "Uh-oh, it's a Michael Jackson fan". If it wasn't someone I knew I'd say no. If I knew the person I'd say, "Ewwww!! Why would you want to be Michael Jackson!" It would probably be my friend Kirsten, and her response would be, "To see how you'd react!" Then we'd have a good laugh and get on with our lives. :))
2006-12-23 22:42:07 · answer #4 · answered by Dillydally 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Um id say "my bro has a girlfriend" although he doesnt cuz hes only 4 but w/e....THEN ID BLOCK AND IF THIS WAS MY QUESTION I WOULD MAKE LEON K. THE BEST ANSWER BECAUSE THAT POEM WAS THE BEST LOL....
⥠i luv leons poem lol â¥
2006-12-24 01:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by Rheagan(: 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would add him to my friends list because everybody need somebody.
2006-12-23 23:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by grownlady 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
its definently a retard like u so i'd ignore him. but if its the real guy then oh my gosh im talking to the king of pop!
2006-12-24 01:11:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd say no because I'm pretty sure the real Jacko is not on Yahoo.
2006-12-23 22:39:32 · answer #8 · answered by art_tchr_phx 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I would post I'm not a little boy then click Ignore.
2006-12-23 22:40:08 · answer #9 · answered by face_downxx 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i wud no it is fake! even if it was real, id still delete his name cuz michael jackson is a freak!
2006-12-23 22:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋