2006-12-23 14:20:27 · 21 answers · asked by minnie 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
To bring my husband home.......he's in Iraq:(
2006-12-23 14:31:28 · answer #1 · answered by Firefighters Wife 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well for the past 40 odd years I have been in the habbit of hanging a pair of petite panyhose on the mantle in hope Santa would fill it with something really nice and curvey. So far the old Goat has put a lump of coal in each foot
2006-12-23 14:25:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope your not a kid who believes in santa, cause that would be realy pitiful.
When i have kids, i'm not going to tell them that a fat guy breaks into your house, climbs down a chimney, puts boxes under a tree, and flies of on radioactive deer back to the coldest place on earth, wheere his midget slaves can work on next years haul! i am going to tell them that their parents love them enogh to get them good presents. I will of course also tell them not to ruin santa for the other kids, but Santa, the Tooth fairy, and the easter bunny are just pedifiles and incredibly stupid things. Its one thing if we tell our kids that there is a fake role model that does absolutely everything good, like teling them superman is real, and let them believe it for a year or so, but not Santa!
IF you are a little kid who still believes in santa, sorry about breaking that illusion, but you should get off this stie, you have to be over 13 to use it. If you are an adult who still pretends that ther is a santa, get a life, and here is the answer to my question
2006-12-23 14:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by Leon K. 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I told Santa to skip my house this year because there is nothing I really need and take what he had planned for me to someone more needy.
2006-12-23 15:10:07 · answer #4 · answered by ambi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in Santa anymore :((
2006-12-23 14:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wife & 4 mistresses.
2006-12-23 14:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by DenimGuy555 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't ask for anything, but now I'm wishing I would've said tickets to the symphony , so seeing they're going to get me something anyways...oh well, there's always Mother's day!
2006-12-23 14:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by Sandra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To fill the fishnet stockings by the fireplace.
2006-12-23 14:27:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I did!!!
http://espanol.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AhBP4fEzQkKqcIRoS2ac47TYEQx.?qid=20061223062927AAex0qo
2006-12-23 14:22:12 · answer #9 · answered by Beloved 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a handshake
2006-12-23 14:25:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dog treats!
2006-12-23 14:23:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋