In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye
contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
2006-12-23 13:42:58 · 28 answers · asked by Just 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh and if you have any similar jokes ( about men or women) I would like to read them.
2006-12-23 13:44:46 · update #1
Oh come on! I don't mean to offend anyone...like I said...it's just a joke.
2006-12-23 13:48:41 · update #2
A 6. It really isn't that funny. But thanks for the joke. It made me smile.Ü
2006-12-23 16:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by Erika 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1
2006-12-23 13:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by brock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-12-23 13:46:58 · answer #3 · answered by F.O.W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-12-23 13:45:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 5 (because I've heard it before).
A man and his wife are playing Trivial Pursuit. The wife asks her husband, "Next to man, what is the most intelligent animal?"
The man answers hesitantly, "Woman?"
His wife gets mad and reads the answer from the back of the card, saying, "No you idiot, it's the dolphin."
After a few moments of silence the husband replies, "I guess that means woman is the THIRD most intelligent animal."
2006-12-23 13:49:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha! 8/10
2006-12-23 13:48:22 · answer #6 · answered by only_yellowcard101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 9 because some men do use their brains but other than that women are the best!
2006-12-23 13:51:56 · answer #7 · answered by afiya f 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one - boosting female ego & reflecting true life situation. 8/10
2006-12-23 13:49:39 · answer #8 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! I'd give it a 9.
2006-12-23 14:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by tasha7682 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny enough...I'd give it a 7 1/2
2006-12-23 13:46:57 · answer #10 · answered by Greg B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute! I give it a 5
2006-12-23 13:45:45 · answer #11 · answered by Butterfly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋