I think so.he is so hairy with the beard . and I think he only seems so fat because his suit must cover all that body hair.and all he will every say is ho ho ho.so I dont think it knows english.what do you think of my theory
2006-12-23 13:33:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
My man has size 13 and yes, it's true, it's true and very little body hair, 6' 8" and white! What a guy! I have my Santa!!!!!
2006-12-23 13:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. Santa is actually St. Nicholas, who was a wealthy member of a small village in a Greek territory in the 4th century A.D. He would secretly leave gifts for everyone in the village to find. And according to historically accurate paintings from around that time period, he wasn't fat. He was definitely jolly, though. Hope this helps. Merry Christmas!!
2006-12-23 21:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by thundergnome 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. He's a pedophile.
Offers little children candy to "sit on his lap". Stalks neighborhoods and sneaks into houses. Elves fetish. Get the picture?
2006-12-23 21:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're funny.
2006-12-23 21:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by miki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-12-23 21:40:50 · answer #5 · answered by copestir 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋