2006-12-23 13:17:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
here he is last christmas.
2006-12-23 13:27:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obscure reference: Trading Places, with Eddy Murphy and Dan Akroyd.
2006-12-23 13:19:43 · answer #2 · answered by Steve-o 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa is an alcoholic. Thats why he doesn't drive a car around, his license has been suspended because of drunk driving. He has to have reindeer drive for him.
2006-12-23 13:22:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Macy's Santa on "Miracle on 34th street" did too, watch the movie and you'll get your answer.
2006-12-23 13:25:03 · answer #4 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because, the elves are blending the egg nog shots in the back of the sleigh, for, whenever he makes a stop and needs a "pick me up".
2006-12-23 13:19:45 · answer #5 · answered by lynnguys 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think its because Santa has just as much right to drink as anybody else.
2006-12-23 13:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He had a little Peppermint Schapps before he left the North Pole! :)
2006-12-23 13:22:29 · answer #7 · answered by Rachel 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The bearded guy in the mall or the bearded guy in the park on the ground?
Krazy Libra
2006-12-23 13:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by krazy_libra_from_ac 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry Santa has been hang'n with me all day.
2006-12-23 13:22:39 · answer #9 · answered by campmor 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
because he's an alcoholic... he became one when kids started asking for things like iPods and video games.
2006-12-23 13:23:29 · answer #10 · answered by rentalsocks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cuz some guy who works at some company that makes cheap cookie dough spilled his beer
2006-12-23 13:22:19 · answer #11 · answered by F.O.W 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋