Me and my friend are bored.....?

Question

Me and my friend are talking on AIM and right now we're bored, so.....

Can you name some stuff we can talk about?
Or give me some questions to ask him?
Or tell a joke me a joke?
Or if you know anything fun we can do while IM-ing?


Thanks........
-dez

Answer 1

A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex.

The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try.

The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her p u s s y. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts.

The man quietly says to himself, "phew", but he goes down on her again.

A moment later she farts again. He says "phew", but continues.

Once more she farts. This time he immediately gets up and starts walking out. She asks him what's wrong, and he replies "I don't think I can take another 66 of those!