I put my remote control in my freezer once... didn't find it for 3 days...lmao
2006-12-23 11:58:51
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answered by Fluffy Rover 5
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I took the guard off of a fan to clean the blades, then turned the fan on and tried to replace the guard. The guard slipped and the fan knicked my thumb, well.. not really knicked so much as it whacked it open to the bone.
Sometimes I am just NOT the brightest crayon in the box
2006-12-23 20:02:20
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answered by cynthetiq 6
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I was in the left turn lane at a major intersection and not paying attention to what I was doing. The light turned green and he car in front of me was making his left and I was right behind him. HIs two left wheels went over the concrete meridian on the other street and so did mine. The other folks in the car thought it was hilarious, I just felt really stupid.
2006-12-23 20:02:21
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answered by Anonymous
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I was working (investigator) and driving to a clients home to do a well being check. I spaced out listening to music, thinking about Christmas gifts and life in general. I drove about 30 miles out of my way and won't get reimbursed for it! DUH.....Merry Christmas. Nana
2006-12-23 19:59:08
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answered by nanawnuts 5
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Wow, hard one!
Probably tieing my legs together and jumping all around my house when about a year ago.. and then I tried to jump down the stairs and ended up tumbling all the way down to the bottom and breaking my arm.
2006-12-23 19:57:29
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answered by Anonymous
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Let a girl friend dye my hair. Turned orange then green then white. Scalp was burnt to a cinder.
2006-12-23 19:58:48
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answered by fatherf.lotski 5
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rode my bike off a six foot long (3 feet high) stage thinking i would just go straight, WRONG! toppled head over handlebars and hit the dirt
2006-12-23 19:58:43
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answered by Cody 4
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rode my bike up an hill with my eye's closed too later find myself on the hood of someones car in park.
2006-12-23 20:00:10
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answered by chozynson 2
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You just shorted out my air-headed brain with that question.
One of many times I was drunk and.......and...
...........and.........ahh...........ahhhhhh..........ummmmmm...........duuuuhhhhhhh...........I forget,but I know it was spectacular...had something to do with me at a crowded fancy restaurant with plastic tablecloths and no toilet paper and my urologist was there and forget his exam gloves
and had cold hands......... Sorry but that's about all I remember........Oh ya, a missed appointment or something????
2006-12-23 20:52:49
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answered by Old man wrench 4
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Asking my helper if he's seen my hammer (the hammer that was in my hand). I meant to say "tape measure" but "hammer" came out instead.
2006-12-23 20:02:02
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answered by OOGLY 4
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