There is no need to give extensive details, though feel free to do so if you want to. I'm just looking for the line, the character that says it, possibly also the actor, and the film or tv show. Ideally, it should also be a stand-alone line that is just as funny without contextual descriptions.
My vote goes to Peter Sellers as the balding president of USA in Doctor Strangelove: "Staines, get Premier Kissov on the hotline." It makes me laugh everytime I think of it.
2006-12-23 11:33:36 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Mine is the Simpsons that Jay Leno was on. Him and Bart was helping out Krusty the Klown. The 2 of them and Mr. Tiny (Krustys monkey) were giving Krusty a bath. Homer comes in to go pee. Bart says to him "Daaaaadddddd???" Homer looks over and says "Oh I'm sorry Bart. I didn't realize you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown" Every time I hear that line, I crack right up. lol
Merry Christmas
2006-12-23 11:52:47 · answer #1 · answered by agarthfan_1999 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Film = Evolution
Charector = Dr Harry Block
Actor = Orlando Jones
In the Scene where Block gets a little insect thing, in his ARrse
After having it surgically removed,
Dr. Allison Reed : Is there anything I can get you
Dr Harry Block : Yes, Ice Cream, Get me some Ice Cream
Dr. Allison Reed : What Flavour??
Dr Harry Block : IT DOSENT MATTER, ITS FOR MY ARRSE.
Cracks me up every time.
2006-12-23 12:29:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm i have three, and they are all from the simpsons, and from the same person
"Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today, part 4 of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day."
Marge - "Maybe I am insane, I mean, I am talking to myself."
Hans - "You are. Oh, I thought I made a friend."
"The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage..."
2006-12-23 23:43:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. From Monty python "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"
2. From Monty Python " This is a late parrot!"
3. From weebl and bob " Sir, the Jams are revolting"
2006-12-23 11:45:30 · answer #4 · answered by I am the Badger Princess. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
One that me howl last night....in Down with Love Rene Zellwegers best mate in the movie says"I hate men I may as well get married"
2006-12-23 23:39:06 · answer #5 · answered by jlb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops.
Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster in "Arsenic and Old Lace" (1944)
2006-12-23 12:17:46 · answer #6 · answered by esparagon 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Aahh F@ck Grandma!"
From Grandpa on The Sweetest Thing
2006-12-23 12:10:08 · answer #7 · answered by jwkramer54 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
from Goldfinger.
Bond: "do you expect me to talk"
Goldfinger: "no Mr Bond... i expect you to die"
or
from Diamonds Are Forever
Bond: Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
Tiffany: Could be.
Bond: I tend to notice little things like that, whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
Tiffany: And which do you prefer?
Bond: Oh, providing the collars and cuffs match...
2006-12-23 11:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Loved these....hey... I went to buy a pair of camoflage pants the other day but couldn't find any....ha....hear about the guy that had 5 penis' ... his pants fit him like a glove...ha
2016-05-23 02:44:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was from Bill Nighy's aging rock star character in the movie "Love Actually":
"And kids, don't buy drugs....join a band and get them for free!"
2006-12-23 16:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by Epi L 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋