2006-12-23 10:48:34 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
Get old Ned Twatt the butler to load up a couple of Purdey's and blow his head off, grubby little insolent oik, a gardeners duties are tending the garden and spreading excrement not spreading the Maids!
2006-12-23 10:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm curious to know why one needs a scullery maid in the era of electric dishwashers.
2006-12-23 13:53:57 · answer #2 · answered by castle h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, my Lord,
If they are "in bed" together, I would largely ignore the situation.
If however it infringes upon your household, I would have a stiff word with the gardener, and advise him to desist, unless in the confines of his potting shed, out of sight.
The scullery maid should know better, and I trust will not become pregnant with child, as then you may become liable for another mouth to feed.
Your Honourable Servant,
John Bob.
Cheif Factotum.
2006-12-24 06:22:27 · answer #3 · answered by Bob the Boat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dash it all ,why don't you let the butler deal with it that's what you pay him for .The moral and disciplinary matters of the staff are his responsibility.
If the memsahib was carrying on with the chauffeur as happened to me then he can do nothing, just create a situation that would make me find out,but tell the blighter to pull his socks up or you will have to get a new butler.
2006-12-24 02:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by Mutley 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tricky one old chap. I understand from some young people I met at Klosters that the customary procedure is to film this sort of thing on a cellphone and put it somewhere called 'MySpace'.
However, I can see no mention of this in my copy of Debretts, so I suggest the traditional flogging in front of the villagers.
That'll bloody well teach 'em about droit de seigneur!
2006-12-24 01:31:04 · answer #5 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lord wigbottom,
They have in fact been married for the last 20 years if you had bothered to go to the wedding. Instead of drinking your way through the wine cellar.
Mrs Bad Grumble
Retired House Cook
2006-12-24 06:29:17 · answer #6 · answered by : 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave her in the garden and move him into the scullery.Nothing
worse for a woman than breaking her nails.Or a man doing the
floor washing up etc.
2006-12-23 10:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should think that one should have the gardener checked for STD's before one boinks the maid again!
2006-12-23 10:57:21 · answer #8 · answered by Mary T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wigbotom having same problems with my servants. One finds it so hard to find good servants these days. My last butler ran or with my driver. You do know that some servants do carry on downstairs lol but i try to just ignore it.
2006-12-23 16:28:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Merchant-Ivory on the phone and see if you can strike a deal for the film rights to this compelling story.
2006-12-23 15:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by Pythonette 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋