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It is about family coming to visit and they keep going back to the 7-11 store for cartons of cigarettes, beer, and boxes of tampons? I need to know the name of the song and or the group that sings it.

2006-12-23 10:08:57 · 3 answers · asked by kriseve 1 in Entertainment & Music Music

3 answers

Merry Christmas from the Family by Robert Earl Keen

2006-12-23 10:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by geobert24 5 · 1 0

"Merry Christmas From the Family"
from Robert Earl Keen and also Montgomery Gentry

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinkin' champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Til he sang Feliz Navidad
Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife MaryNell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stero plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extention cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motorhome in
They blew our christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night
Oh Silent Night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Dite Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Feliz Navidad.

If you click here you can hear the whole song:
http://play.rhapsody.com/robertearlkeen/liveattheryman/merrychristmasfromthefamily

2006-12-23 11:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by Riss 4 · 0 0

There's a 12 days of Christmas that uses redneck gifts instead of the traditional gifts such as 5 flannel shirts instead of 5 golden rings. It's sung by Jeff Foxworthy.

2006-12-23 10:18:38 · answer #3 · answered by Ari 1 · 0 0

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