....well, it will be until the Patriot missile defence system takes him out!
Or maybe the insurgents we deem him un-islamic, shoot him down, torture him, steal all his presents & behead him!
The reindeer will then be eaten by the locals....
Or they will be given veils that cover their antlers, whilst they are used as everyday transport!
What do you think they'll do with him?
Happy Xmas!
2006-12-23 09:31:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
HAHAHAHA, whoa, I needed a good laugh, thats a good one there!
HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA*cough* *hack* *choke* someone give me a cough drop!!!!*COUGH*
2006-12-23 09:37:57 · answer #1 · answered by Remember Vietnam 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Oh Boo Hoo! He only goes to those who believe in him and Christmas, so I would guess that would leave most of Iraq out. There aren't many Christians in Iraq. Maybe he's just flying over Iraq to get to Lebanon and those Christians if Hezbollah hasn't finished them off, too. THAT'S who he should be afraid of!
2006-12-23 09:41:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, I'm in Iraq and that wasn't Santa. Actually it was two F-16s on routine patrol.
2006-12-23 09:36:13 · answer #3 · answered by cajunrescuemedic 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
specific, chinese language elves charge 0.5 as much as canadians and that they paintings two times as lots, besides they get the chinese language new 12 months off besides, so they dont whinge approximately working in the time of the holiday journeys. additionally the hot chinese language rain-deer are much extra useful than american ones, so now Santa in straightforward terms desires 5, he is going like: "pass, huan, pass xing, pass wu, pass chin and pass chan". besides because of the fact the pass, Santa lost like 50 kilos, so there is much extra area for presents on the sled.
2016-11-23 13:43:29 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all its Merry Christmas not Xmas and second of all whatever!
2006-12-23 09:34:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He only stops at the Christian homes of the good boys and girls. theres a great website to see where he is, norad.com
2006-12-23 09:33:22 · answer #6 · answered by Cristine D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Iraq is a Muslim country therefore they don't celebrate Christmas...
2006-12-23 09:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh **** they just shot him down, now i will have to find a replacment from the job center hahahahaha
2006-12-23 10:11:56 · answer #8 · answered by button moon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You sure it wasn't a missile you saw?
2006-12-25 01:42:18 · answer #9 · answered by pal6 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Allah will smite him and feed his reindeer to the Sunnis.
2006-12-23 09:34:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
dear me sound like xmas has been cancelled
2006-12-23 09:41:55 · answer #11 · answered by shell 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋