I AM THE HR DIRECTOR FOR A MAJOR COMPANY. I GOT SEVERAL COMPLAINTS ABOUT TWO EMPLOYEES. THE FIRST WAS A MORBIDLY OBESE FAT WOMAN THAT STANK. THE COMPLAINTS ABOUT HER WAS THAT FARTED, SLEPT AND SMELLED BAD. THE SECOND WAS ABOUT A HOT THIN TWENTY SOMETHING CHICK. THE COMPLAINTS ABOUT HER WERE THAT SHE WAS CAUGHT STEALING SUPPLIES, SLEEPING, LEAVING EARLY, ARRIVING LATE, AND NOT DOING ANY WORK. TO SOLVE THE PROBLEMS, I FIRED THE FAT WOMAN AND PROMOTED THE HOT THIN GIRL. HOW GREAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?
2006-12-23 08:27:33 · 18 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO X 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I THINK THAT IS REAL GREAT! YOU PROBABLY SAVED THE FAT WOMEN'S LIFE BECAUSE NO ONE WILL HIRE HER AND NOW SHE CAN'T BUY ANY MCDONALDS NOW THAT SHE IS UNEMPLOYED. AND THE FACT THAT YOU FIRED HER THIS CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS TOO MAKES IT ALL THE MORE FUNNIER!
2006-12-23 14:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by The Sea Captain 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! I think that you promoted the hot thin girl because you expect that someday she will pay you back that favor.
2006-12-23 16:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice story
2006-12-23 16:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by D-pig 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess the hot, thin girl gave you your Christmas b0ner...um, I mean bonus, this year huh?
2006-12-23 16:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by Koapaka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Amazing.
2006-12-23 16:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I say that your name suits you to a T.
2006-12-23 16:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a little sexist, but whatever floats ur boat
2006-12-23 16:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by robin97 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what a way to throw away points
2006-12-23 17:32:08 · answer #8 · answered by -------- 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not great at all!
2006-12-23 16:34:31 · answer #9 · answered by That one guy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Watch out for a lawsuit. AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
2006-12-23 16:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Violante 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋