Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 Cup of Water
1 tsp baking soda
1 Cup of Sugar
1 tsp salt
1 Cup of Brown sugar
1 tsp. Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer & beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup. Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the friggin fruit off floor! Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry lloose with a drewscriver. Sample te Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Jose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
2006-12-23 08:25:52 · 10 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It seems interesting. Why don't you come over and we'll try it out.
2006-12-23 08:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by Phil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Ryan.
I'm only coming to your house for some cookies this year. Shall I bring my own shot glass and limes?
Love,
Santa
2006-12-23 16:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by Koapaka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. Interesting. Don't you need flour? I'll just take the Tequila thank you !
2006-12-23 16:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really got a chuckle out of that, cute and funny
Merry Christmas!~~
2006-12-23 16:29:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it's wonderful. I'm sure I will make this ... for sure.
- Merry Christmas.
2006-12-23 16:28:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds good to me
2006-12-23 16:32:25 · answer #6 · answered by brock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done. Merry, merry.
2006-12-23 16:32:21 · answer #7 · answered by D N 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks yummy
2006-12-23 16:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol must try it soon
2006-12-23 16:29:08 · answer #9 · answered by stargazer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you cook like my ex!
2006-12-23 16:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by kkahn9dodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋