Can I just clear this one up, because my parents were a bit ambiguous about the whole thing - there isn't a jolly fat man who delivers gifts to all the children of the world on Christmas eve is there? It defies science, but I want to be sure.
2006-12-23 07:07:21 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
From: Santa
To Dicky
Dear Dicky,
Not only do I exist, but I believe in you. I believe in all good lads and lassies, boys and girls, of all ages. I don't care if you are nine or ninety nine, you are on my list.
Signed:
Father Nicholas Christmas, Esq. AKA Santa
Recorded and sent by
Charles "That Cheeky Lad" Supervising Elf, Father Christmas/Santa Public Relations Department, Northern Hemisphere Division, Christmas Joy, UN-LTD.
And From Father Christmas
H0 Ho HO! Please help spread the word round the world: I and my helper Charles wish
A Merrily joyous, barking mad, wickedly happy Christmas to everyone who celebrates!
2006-12-23 08:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a Jolly Fat Man that delivers gifts but im only so young but i dont care ive met him and he IS a good man and he talked to me about the birth of Jesus the Lord savior and im sorry if im affending anybody but he IS real and im only so young telling you this but im old inof to tell you that i wrote this and im not stupid or anything but he is real.
2006-12-24 13:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by Rach R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but I'm afraid that he is too ill to deliver presents this year. The secret can now be told. Santa Claus is, (drum roll please), Fidel Castro! Yes, that one. Being the overbearing dictator of Cuba, was just the latest of his many disguised fronts in the effort to hide his true identity. Before that, he was an elephant trainer in India, and previous to that, the official executioner of Saudi Arabia. He is immortal, but still susceptible to human ailments.
He adopts these unsavory roles to protect his identity. Who would ever suspect that infamous people of history, such as Caligula, Pope Gregory I, and even the Marquis deSade, were alias' of the rotund pervayer of tactile pleasures? MERRY CHRISTMAS, and may I also wish you all a belated HAPPY FLAG DAY!
2006-12-23 07:46:56 · answer #3 · answered by Proud Liberal 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny name!
well, there IS a jolly fat man who delivers gifts to all the children of the world on Christmas eve. he had given me gifts on CHRISTMAS.
HE REALLY EXISTS. BELIEVE ME. i don't know about science but i am damn sure that SANTA CLAUS REALLY EXISTS.
2006-12-23 07:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If Santa did NOT exist we would have to invent him
(Some years ago my niece then aged 10 said she had put her tooth under her pillow and got money from the tooth fairy.
When I said, "Surely you don't still believe in fairies" she replied' "No, but I believe in gifts"
Hope Santa brings you something nice.
(Leave a piece of cheese for his mouse, Christopher....surely you have heard of Merry Chris Mouse)
2006-12-23 07:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by alan h 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No...but it's a nice idea. I was watching a Miracle on 34th Street today and in it the lawyer said " If this court finds that Mr. Kringle is not who he says he is, that there is no Santa, I ask the court to judge which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear."
2006-12-23 07:21:16 · answer #6 · answered by b97st 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yes, Santa does exist. You just have to believe.
2006-12-23 09:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by Chris F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! in the mind of a child it's very real and magical and should never be erased. Keep these wonderful memories alive.
2006-12-23 10:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course there is and you better go to sleep early and be a good boy all year!
A lot of life defies science..there can't be an explanation for everything or what else would be left for us to figure out!
2006-12-23 07:17:31 · answer #9 · answered by tara t 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE EVEN ASKING THIS QUESTION. What are you doing, putting doubts in my mind? You're going to ruin my Christmas. OF COURSE THERE IS A SANTA.
2006-12-23 07:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋