chemistry puns...?

Question

1.what yu do to the wrinkles when you iron a shirt? the answer is NOT iron.
2. function of a bullet-proof vest?

all answers have to be a real element from the periodic table.

Answer 1

Haha, I have a bunch!
1. A police officer -Copper

2. Lone Ranger's Horse -Silver

3. If they are not here, they are ____ -Argon

4. To press a blouse -iron

5. Motto for an oil well-drilling company -Bromine

6. What should you do with dead people's bodies? -Barium

7. A fixture in your house with a faucet and a drain. -Zinc

8. Wholenium x 0.5. -hafnium

9. A ridiculous prisoner. -selenium

10. A burial chamber that weighs 2 000 pounds. -krypton

11. Guided or directed. -lead

12. Grab that guy! -cesium

13. What do you do before you brand a steer. -europium

14. A popular red or pink flower found in pots. -gadolinium

15. A Latin Mickey Mouse's dog. -plutonium

16. Someone who helps people in distress is a good -samarium

17. After successfully riding a bronco, a rancher shouts, "I ___________ ." -rhodium

18. What do you do if you are a big, dark cloud? -uranium

19. Speaking of beautiful mountains, you might say, "They ___________ ." -arsenic

20. Funds from your mother's sister. -antimony

21. Opposite of hot. -gold

22. A person from Norway, Sweden, or Finland. -scandium

23. A native American. -indium

24. If people are sick, the doctor will ___________. -helium, curium

25. A wrestler holding down an opponent may have a _____________ him. -neon

26. The kitchen on a Roman ship. -gallium

27. The police may stage a bookie joint. -actinium

28. A roll shaped like an automobile. -carbon

29. A person from Troy who only goes out after dark. -nitrogen

30. What a fatally wounded person says. -iodine

31. Boards that have nailed down to walk upon.-boron

32. The ruler of Davy Jones' Locker. -neptunium

33. What kings, queens, princes, and princesses do. -phosphorus

34. A name for a person who talks too much. -bismuth

35. How to order beer in a German restaurant. -germanium

36. Function of a bullet-proof vest.. -protactinium

37. Upper class of Troy. -hydrogen

38. What do you do to the wrinkles when you iron a shirt. -iridium

Answer 2

i dont get it