2006-12-23 06:58:51 · 4 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Well since the economy is "slowing down" there should be alot of unemployed reindeer roaming around.
I would let the current workers strike then hire in new guys for the big night. If they wanted a new contract they should have started negotiations last January.
The cookies will be right where we left them last year.
2006-12-23 07:02:03 · answer #1 · answered by Gem 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get ahold of the Head Elf at the Reindeers Union, maybe he can work something out with Santa before the contracts up. They DEFINITELY want to avoid a strike this time of year!
2006-12-23 15:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by Tweet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them that the robotic reindeer are just about ready to deploy, but if they will pay for 50% of their health insurance and accept a 10% wage cut, you will not deploy the robotics until they retire.
2006-12-23 15:03:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, Santa's a very generous guy - I'm sure he'll do right by them.
2006-12-23 15:02:15 · answer #4 · answered by Judy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋