Why do Mummy & Daddy buy presents from the nearby shops, then post them all the way to the North Pole only for an elderly & (lets face it) morbidly obese gentleman to bring them back to me on 25th December? ....along with every other sods presents too, i might add.
I say lets relieve him off his impossible duty & get him out of the North Pole & into a warmer climate & cut our parents postage costs by a massive %.
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2006-12-23 04:27:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Other - Holidays
The reason for this is because "mummy and daddy" are jealous of Santa. They're the ones buying the gifts, but Santa's getting all of the credit for it. Doesn't seem fair, does it? They figure they can get back at Santa by making him travel all the way from the north pole every Christmas Eve. Parent's are evil :)
2006-12-23 04:48:07 · answer #1 · answered by scrooge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa doesn't charge anything for collection and delivery of parcels, no matter were in the world he has to take them, that's his gift of Christmas to us all, have a lovely Christmas.
2006-12-23 04:41:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are your parents running out of money so your worried about presents next year in case they cant afford the postage
2006-12-23 04:40:25 · answer #3 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If santa wasnt busy with christmas, he'd turn to drink and die of hypothermia, exposure or alcohol poisoning.
2006-12-23 04:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I thought santa made them all in his work shop, it hurts to know the truth!
2006-12-23 04:38:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-12-23 04:30:25 · answer #6 · answered by Puma 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good thinking, Im with you on that one;
2006-12-23 04:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by huggz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA!
2006-12-23 04:36:00 · answer #8 · answered by BreeBabee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If that's what you want to do, then go for it.
2006-12-23 04:35:46 · answer #9 · answered by F T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha. Very funny.
2006-12-23 04:30:24 · answer #10 · answered by MaryC O 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋