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If it is true that father xmas is true then how long would it take him to deliver presents to every single person in the world...also what does he fuel his reindeer on...i think he is cruel and i am going to report him for being cruel to rudolph and the rest of his reindeers by making them work throughout the night without a proper break!!

2006-12-23 03:06:56 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Arts & Humanities Philosophy

18 answers

Bet you don't know the name of the other reindeer ???
Secret Santa knows all !!

2006-12-23 03:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

With out proper break they rest 363 days a year for this event also they been at it for 2000 years you sound like a trouble maker.
Talk about cruel you don't feed animals fuel. They get the best Purina reindeer chow.

2006-12-23 03:39:20 · answer #2 · answered by Flat_out_Bob 7 · 0 0

he makes time stand still so he can deliver all the preies, and the reindeer dont mind because they get lots of treats off the familys! leave father christmas alone you meanie

2006-12-23 03:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by button moon 5 · 0 0

He probably fiddles with his tacho. gear, or Rudolph does. I'm cautious about being cynical with these issues. I threw a tooth in the bin once and the Tooth Fairy just whipped it and I didn't get a thing.

2006-12-23 03:14:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes he really does exist! He lives at the bottom of your garden with the tooth fairy and assorted elves and goblins. Hang on, there's someone banging on the door. It's my doctor and those men in the unmarked van. Must run...

2006-12-23 03:11:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

you won't be ready to blame him for having it off with Ruldoph eh, detrimental Santa, Mrs Claus would not seem to thrill her guy... basically think of the scale of Santas sack, if he in straightforward terms "comes" as quickly as a 12 months

2016-11-23 13:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Of course he is. He exists outside of our space and time so one night for us is simultaneously a moment and eternity to him

2006-12-23 03:20:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You wanna be the one to watch your kids burst into tears when you tell 'em there's no Santa? Wash your mouth out!!!

2006-12-23 03:18:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Actually, based on the Earth's rotation and time zones, he has two days to get the job done.

You can track him on this...

http://www.noradsanta.org/index.php

2006-12-23 03:14:35 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

We are put to sleep and lose all sense of reality.

2006-12-23 11:10:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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