2006-12-23 01:17:18 · 11 answers · asked by AnswerGeek 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
With all apologies to the lady whose dog et the turkey... and the lady with the chuck-upping binger...As Good Deeds said we often get what... but sometimes we don't
The worst horror (sometimes repeated horror) is if my sister-in-law's psychotic (she has been a couple mental institutions but they don't keep her) druggie booze hound sister shows up. The easiest way to handle it is to make fun of her until she leaves. Last year no one wished her a happy birthday (she was born on Christmas day) except for me. She left soon after arriving, all ar*sed up.
We were never so glad to see that slag b*tch get the feck away from us! This year she is NOT envited. Her Present was delivered and hung on the door knob of her flat by a mate and I. We left it knowing a druggie neigbor would probably steal it, there were two we saw wandering round the car park, one staring at feet.
To share how bad this woman and situation is, it was my Sis-in-law who sent us with it, she has said she does not want to put up with the "thing" as she is called and her behaviours either.
The joke: it was a couple pounds worth of soaps and shampoo. And Oh my does she need it. Prolly drink it though...if an neighbor doesn't get to it first.
In spite of the possible disaster I want to share my repeated personal message until the BIG day:
A Merrily barking mad, wickedly happy Christmas to everyone who celebrates!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
P.S. We have a rule: get rid of the slag as fast as we can, and continue being happy. My Brother has decided that if nothing else he will not let her stay, but will show her the door and let her know that the bobbies will be happy to take her away and test her for drugs AGAIN.
She always flops the tests. So, maybe the Christmas cheer may easily be extended to the lads in blue as they get another one off the street for a while.
2006-12-23 01:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our dog A German shepherd ate our turkey one Christmas eve night.Now turkey makes dogs ill doesn't it.And oh boy was it ill! It chucked up and pooed in every downstairs room.The turkey was greasy and this made the floor slippy and the dog must have been sliding about in it half the night.It threw a wobbly when went down because it knew it had been naughty and jumped all over my hubby who was wearing his Xmas jumper with his pooy paws.I spent Xmas morning cleaning it up, and de -dogging the house .I had to bath the dog in the yard in the freezing cold.We had sausages wrapped in bacon and all the trimmings for our dinner .The dog had boiled rice.we still don't know how it got to the turkey.It wasnt allowed in the kitchen and the door was shut and opened inwards.Perhaps Santa left it open !
To dog lovers------The dog suffered no ill effects.
2006-12-23 01:40:13 · answer #2 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is only negative you seek at Christmas then you must be a negative person. I am sure there are lots of stories and I can tell you about my dad dying so close to Christmas, but every situation in life is a learning experience. Merry Christmas and God Bless!
2006-12-23 01:24:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Last year I decided it would be nice to have all my family down to my house as we don't normally get along too well and it was the first christmas we had since the passing of our mum 10 years ago...My brother and his wife come down with their four kids...My family tend to whine about what they don't have, instead of being thankful for what they do.
My mother inlaw and Sil arrived with her fiancee (now hubby) and my father brother and sil were so rude they left within five minutes of arriving, my sister in law said later she never felt so self conscious in her life as my sister inlaw stared at her with a look of contempt on her face (sil skinny blonde, itteligent, beautiful and fun) My sister inlaw also had gastro banding suregery done about 6 months before christmas. She spent the whole day munching on junk food and then proceeded to stuff her face at the table then go chuck it all up in the toilet much to my horror we could still her her up chuck that kind of killed the mood a bit as well.
My neice and nephew, were upset they didn't get more presents, My Father whinged that I got my collection of MASH DVD's and he didn't! And he sat on the lounge chair and didn't move from there...not to even acknoledge any visitors we had to our home. my family didn't even thank me when they left for the effort I put in for food and presents and everything...but they wanted to invite themselves down this year and I said NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I also explained why.... that ruined christmas for me I coudn't get enthusiastic about it this year at all. Much to my kids horror...hopefully by next year we will have the spirit of christmas back again.
2006-12-23 01:37:16 · answer #4 · answered by ozi_nut 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had the whole kin coming for Christmas. (11 human beings) and basically as they walked interior the front door, i grew to become into taking the baked potatoes out of the oven and that i dropped the whole pan packed with potatoes on the kitchen floor!!! i grew to become into mortified. -- i did no longer know what to do . Who could want potatoes that have been on the floor? -- despite the fact that it may take an hour to bake a clean batch of potatoes. . So -- I grabbed them up, positioned them and the pan into the sink and rinsed them off. Then I popped them decrease back into the oven for a couple of minutes till they have been dry and warm and that they looked positive. -- fortunately, the tasted positive too and no one grew to become into the wiser!!! WHEW! . .
2016-11-23 12:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
christmas happens in the winter (here) and anything that happens in the winter is a disaster. ... if i lived in aus i'd prob love every christmas..but i don't, so fvck xmas
2006-12-23 01:22:11 · answer #6 · answered by duality 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
steps through the monitor singing ... Oh, the weather outside was whitening; Til the dog did something frightening; He's got no other place to go; Yellow snow, yellow snow, yellow snow; happy holidays wishing u the best big hugsssssss
2006-12-23 01:18:47 · answer #7 · answered by lilangelbud2006 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ho ho ho. The elves forgot to pack the sleigh. So I got to little Billy's house and I had forgot to bring him his Action Man. Fortunatley Rudolph hot-footed it back and returned with it.
Love Santi.
2006-12-23 01:19:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i'm looking forward to have one..
happy holidays to all of u!
2006-12-23 01:21:05 · answer #9 · answered by water nixie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my real name is Macally Calkin and my family left me home alone
2006-12-23 01:20:07 · answer #10 · answered by Carl 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋