any comments?
2006-12-22 23:29:02 · 27 answers · asked by svenskspelnord 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Then my kids would be singing that song "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus"!! He'd be all the present I'd need!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2006-12-23 01:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The song wouldn't be bout Rudolph it would be about Santa Clause:
Michael the no-nosed santa,
had a non-existent nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would ask him where'd it go?
Joe and the other Jacksons,
used to laugh and call him names.
And so it made poor Michael,
cut off his real nose in shame.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Michael with your pants so tight,
won't you molest my elves tonight?"
All of the elves loved Michael
so they shouted out with glee,
"Michael the no-nosed Santa,
The old Santa's history!"
The old Saaanta's hiisstorryy!
2006-12-23 00:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Jeri 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The Parents of all childeren in the world, naughty or nice would have law suits against Santa, and Christmas would be banned worldwide forever.
2006-12-22 23:40:09 · answer #3 · answered by nighthawk1962 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Just as God has been taken out of Christmas, Michael Jackson would also be taken out of Christmas
2006-12-22 23:39:27 · answer #4 · answered by Stay 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
if michael jackson is santa claus i will ask him to sing "give love on x'mas day" that could be wonderful
2006-12-22 23:36:06 · answer #5 · answered by tess 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
and you know that IS NOT TRUE
the dog would not be able to sit.
the kids would be crying and hiding either in the closet or under the beds, and that has never happened on Christmas ever, and how do you think he could get the reindeer to fly if their backside hurt all the time
no he is not, even though I be you he wishes he was
smile
good luck
2006-12-23 02:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
it wouldn't matter cuz santa claus doesn't exist... making michael jackson not exist
2006-12-23 00:24:18 · answer #7 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He would be the weirdest looking Santa Claus I ever I saw..........
2006-12-23 00:34:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
then all the little girls would be sad becuase michael would give all the presents to the little boys beacuse he likes them so much
2006-12-23 05:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by Nicole A 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would probably still celebrate christmas, but block the chimney. I don't want that child molester in my home, not even on christmas. He would be more welcome at OJ Simpsons house, they have things in common. They both got away with the crimes they committed.
2006-12-22 23:31:36 · answer #10 · answered by MommaSchmitt 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋