I have an insatiable craving for people's attention. I want and need more and more people to take notice of me.
How do I do this?.
2006-12-22 21:38:30 · 16 answers · asked by Panama Jack 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Exaggerate all the deadly dull tedious behaviour patterns that pass for personality to a dumb herd like bunch of drivel merchants that pass for a population; and do it often. No guarantees, there is an element of luck, but once you get the attention of a small group, the others will follow in their drooling droves - and they will be entertained by any tripe that you should care to spew forth.
If you take the path of having a genuine personality and being genuinely interesting, then, I'm afraid, you will have to die first and get recognition a few years later.
2006-12-22 22:28:09 · answer #1 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well there's always the streaking option. You go to a crowded sporting event that you know will be televised, wait until it gets to a really exciting part of the game, disrobe, then run across the pitch/playing field with it all hanging out...instant adulation. The added bonus is you get special police attention and perhaps even a night in the cells! Good eh?
2006-12-23 05:46:37 · answer #2 · answered by Velvet_Goth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a few ideas for you:
shoot a lot of people, or just one very important person.
start a cult and have your followers kill themselves.
protest outside of a soldiers funeral.
start carrying around a monkey.
get butt implants.
wear a really big hat to the movies.
fart in an elevator.
or you could just become a good person that people like to be around and talk to.
i think the last one is your safest bet.
2006-12-23 07:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by Micah D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you may have had something missing in your life. You need to get at the root of why you need so much attention, rather than worry about how to get it. Good luck!
2006-12-23 07:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by Linda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jump off a tall building - you'll be in all the papers.
Ps. Do a flip.
2006-12-23 08:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
GO TO A PLACE OF GOOD TIDINGS AND JOIN UP IN A GROUP WITH THE SAME INTERESTS AS YOU HAVE INSIDE YOUR SOUL AND LEARN AND TEACH EACH OTHER THE WAYS OF LIVING AMONG EACH OTHER IN THE WAYS OF THE SPIRIT AND NOT THE SOUL
2006-12-23 06:19:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Expose yourself in public.
2006-12-23 05:44:36 · answer #7 · answered by Bacon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IF you want the praise of the WORLD my friend you WILL have it, but more importantly have God take notice of you, then you can feel special.
2006-12-23 05:44:18 · answer #8 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
do a shite into the archbishop of canterbury's hat live on TV.
2006-12-23 07:41:55 · answer #9 · answered by andylefty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dye your hair green.
2006-12-23 06:03:27 · answer #10 · answered by spir_i_tual 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋