"My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat. Sorry!"
"So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay!"
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?"
"I'm so miserable without you. It's almost like you're here."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am. That you're not here to ruin it for me."
Looking back over the years that we've been together,I can't help but wonder..."What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.
Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike!
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.Now that we've broken up,I think it's time you kept your promise.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
2006-12-22 19:49:56 · 11 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hilarious!
2006-12-22 19:56:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So humorous! i be attentive to card writers % to rhyme and as a revealed poet, i can relate. i think of the funniest taking part in cards that have me in stitches are "shoebox taking part in cards" and Maxine is the wonderful!! I worked for a pair years in an indicator shop and that they actually do have taking part in cards that are this humorous and nasty ones too! he he they have a card for each thing.
2016-12-11 14:42:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
We Never Have A Bad Day,
Thats For Those Trashy Shoebox Folks
Eggnog Away
2006-12-22 19:55:43 · answer #3 · answered by delirious_dragon02 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A+ Love them
2006-12-22 19:53:51 · answer #4 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! Kudos and a thumb!
2006-12-22 19:52:12 · answer #5 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cards get funnier
2006-12-22 19:50:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i especially liked the one on religion...
2006-12-22 20:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they make bad cards lol
2006-12-22 19:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by the_blue_martini_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, funny
2006-12-22 19:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it!
2006-12-22 19:55:53 · answer #10 · answered by megaroo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋