An ideal answer should involve spiky rocks, gasoline, cannonballs, lasers, explosions, etc.
2006-12-22 16:47:41 · 27 answers · asked by Critical Mass 4 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
Punky Will, I like the way you're thinking. But so far GeeDub is ahead by a mile.
2006-12-22 16:53:28 · update #1
Saving someone else's life is the only "cool" way to die.
2006-12-22 16:51:14 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd say an interesting - though perhaps not the MOST interesting - way to go would be this...
Imagine posting a question on Yahoo! Answers. The exact combination of words you typed triggers a hacker's program that leeches into the United States' Govvernment's computers and launches numerous ICBM warheads directly for the South Pole. The resulting explosion would create worldwide havoc, melting a significant portion of ice. Tsunamis and flooding would result and cover 40% of the planet's current landmass with water. You struggle to survive in this hostile environment, adapting with your fellow humans who try to maintain some form of stable democratic leadership through the hard times.
Unfortunately, the system fails and the world falls into Anarchy. Biker gangs begin hunting weaker humans for sport and for meat to keep themselves alive. You are wandering through the now tropic climate and a 300 lb ball of muscles on wheels revvs into your line of sight. Suddenly he lets out a horrifying warcry and races towards you. You turn to run, but he's on you already with a baseball bat covered in spikes. He swings it and cleanly knocks your head off, which goes flying into the dense undergrowth.
Your fossilized skull is discovered several million years later by advanced human scientists and put in a museum in the Early Homosapien Gallery - right next to the rest of your skeleton, which was found inside the biker's stomach.
Tada!
2006-12-23 01:03:23 · answer #2 · answered by Keegarosan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this:
You want to make a manliness video, which begins by microwaving a propane tank. To be safe, you wall the thing in and stand on the other side, 500 ft away.
The sucker explodes, but not entirely. It breaks through the wall, flies 500 feet, hits you, lifts you up into the air, and when you and the now rocket-tank hit a tree, the tank explodes, and the tree collapses onto the camera. All caught on tape of course, and uploaded to the internet.
2006-12-23 00:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by laboratory.mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Critical Mass. I just happen to be reading that book, Crtical Mass by Steve Martin. I also have heard about a movie, Good Shepard with Robert DeNiro. Also dealing with nuclear destruction.
Like Bobby, I grew up with the very real threat of a nuclear bomb. We, as school children, used to have excercises "HAHA staying safe HAHA" Hiding under our school desks.
So, for the question...the coolest way to die...A nuclear holocast...Most all human beings would die instantanously. . . and the remains of society, as we know it, would be so misshapen, corroded and mentally different than anyone could imagine...Think Mad Max times 50.000!
And yes, I w ould definitely want to be one of the living...mishappen, corroded and where wild, wild primative actions ruled our world...Not police and government. Survival of the fittest.
Or no survival...
2006-12-23 01:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by Maryanne 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Surrounded by all the people I respect and care about ... and having them telling me that I've lived a good life.
Alternatively, from a rebellious mood: surrounded by enemies and taking some of them out with my last strength (suicide, I guess, but I would die anyway, so why not make the world a better place at the same time?)
2006-12-23 00:57:39 · answer #5 · answered by Jake X 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On live TV being shot by Dick Cheney by a laser gun that explodes, while making sweet love down by the fire to Maria Sharipova as the cast of the View dies in a fiery plane crash.
2006-12-23 00:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by columind99 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting two hot virgins that are 16 years old to f_ck me to death when I'm 90 years old.!!!!!
Or going into outterspace and being sucked in to a black hole.. I always wanted to know what a black hle really is. I mean would I get sucked into a different dimension or something ? Who knows I don't.. but i wanna find out.
2006-12-23 00:59:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being suffocated by 100 Victoria Secrets models.
2006-12-23 00:50:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Drinking too much from the fountain of youth. And then suddenly falling into a pit of morphine spikes.
2006-12-23 01:29:12 · answer #9 · answered by Masquerade Midnight 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sky diving, when the parachute doesn't open, you happen to be above a public pool where you do the greatest cannon ball ever.
2006-12-23 00:57:01 · answer #10 · answered by arbitrarily_pushing_buttoneer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋