pertaining to anything, rude friends, stuck up girls etc
2006-12-22 16:25:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
"I've been called worse by better"
"Wow! I bet you were up all night, working on that one!"
"Hey, that one was really good....back in 1952!"
2006-12-22 17:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 15⤊ 0⤋
Hi, When people put me on the spot by asking a personal question that is none of their business, I love turning it around and putting them on the spot by simply saying, "Why do you ask?" It always stops them dead in their tracks.
2006-12-22 16:31:13 · answer #2 · answered by sunshinesue_1999 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the "Shakespearean Insult Generator," thou pox-wobbled, elf-darted scupper-rat!
But I'm a little peculiar.
2006-12-22 16:28:35 · answer #3 · answered by Fed_UP_with_work. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as a generic reply to pretty much anything "so's yer mom!!"
98% of the time it's utter nonsense but it's entertaining as all get-out
2006-12-22 17:33:18 · answer #4 · answered by lady_ikea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is said that a woman once told Winston Churchill " Sir if I were your wife I would poison your tea" .. and that he responded.. "Madam, If I were your husband, I would drink it"
2006-12-22 16:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by the_buccaru 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've always liked, "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
2006-12-22 18:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by MELISSA B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had a ******** of a co-worker ask me "So what's it like with a married woman?" I told him "You could ask my husband."
2006-12-22 16:45:09 · answer #7 · answered by Lucy_Fur 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a girl says you have a small penis, blame her and say if she was prettier it'd be longer
2006-12-22 16:32:24 · answer #8 · answered by daddius42 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋