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For Immediate Sale
1. Open topped tour bus (ideal for hubristic Victory Parade or similar)
2. Four hour booking of Trafalgar Square /9booked months ago, now not required)
3. 2 tonnes of confetti (used once only)
4. 10,000 copies of CD recording of 'Jerusalem' sung by English cricket team (need to offload ASAP - make good coasters)
5. Autobiography book deal 'How Good Am I?' with top London publisher (no longer required)
6. 40,000 miniature Union Jack flags (pre-ordered, now no takers)
7. Box full of MBEs, OBEs and other miscellaneous gongs (Can't find anyone to put them on)
8. Trophy cabinet (empty, used for only 14 months & won't be needed again)
9. Smug, sel-satisfied smirk (recently wiped off)
10. Weekend for 2 at the exclusive 'Marcus Trescothick Private Retreat & Health Spa' (absolute seclusion guaranteed)

Everything must go!

All serious offers considered

Enquiries to;
Mr F Flintoff
England & Wales Cricket Board
Lords
London NW6 8QZ

2006-12-22 16:02:30 · 2 answers · asked by Flab 3 in Sports Cricket

2 answers

Very funny wise guy! You made me laugh and I'm a pomme!

2006-12-24 10:52:34 · answer #1 · answered by Health & Fitness Geek 2 · 0 0

are you for real, i like my confetti brand new...

2006-12-23 01:21:01 · answer #2 · answered by mike j 2 · 0 0

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