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2006-12-22 15:56:16 · 12 answers · asked by ibvibkib 1 in Science & Mathematics Mathematics

12 answers

"There are only 10 types of people in the world;
Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

2006-12-23 04:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by Warren914 6 · 1 0

After the Great Flood, as he let the animals off the ark , Noah told each pair, "Go forth and multiply", and he watched them depart into the distance.

In the following months he occasionally came across some of them again. He saw the bears, and they now had their cubs with them. The deer had fawns, the cattle had calves, the the geese were feeding their new goslings, the cats had a litter of kittens, and everywhere he went he saw young squirrels and frogs and sparrows.

But one day Noah found the snakes, and they were alone without offspring.
He asked them, " Can it be that you have no young? Why don't you multiply yourselves?"

The snakes answered "There used to be lots of fallen trees around here, but the flood washed them all away, and we haven't found any more yet."

"I don't understand," replied Noah. "Why do you want fallen trees?"

The snakes answered, "We're adders. We need logs to multiply."

2006-12-23 00:12:29 · answer #2 · answered by wild_turkey_willie 5 · 5 0

There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.

Question: why is 0!=1 ? Answer: what would surprise zero more than to make it equal to one?

2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2

2006-12-23 09:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by a_math_guy 5 · 1 0

Is it true that pi r^2
No, pie are round

Ok, here's a generic math joke:
a(1) = C
a(2) = C
a(3) = C!

how to you solve exponential equations?
That's easy as falling off a log!

PS -- the joke about the constipated mathematician made me LOL!! I guess he couldn't do it with logs...

PS2 -- My brother just sent me one...
A man sits next to a gorgeous blond in an airplane, and says to her, "I've read that flights go faster if you talk with your seatmate. How about we talk?"
"Sure", she replies. What would you like to talk about?
"How about math?" he says.
"Ok, but first let me ask you something."
"Go ahead"
"A deer, a cow, and a horse all eat grass. Yet the deer makes little pellets, the cow big messy pies, and the horse middle-sized mufflins. How is that?"
The man ponders a bit and says, "Gee, I don't know..."
The blonde replies, "How can we talk about math when you don't know sh_t!"

2006-12-23 00:06:45 · answer #4 · answered by Joni DaNerd 6 · 0 0

Three statisticians went duck hunting. A duck broke from the reeds and the first statistician aimed his shotgun and fired. His shot passed a metre above the duck. The second statistician pulled the trigger, but missed a metre below the duck. The third statistician leapt into the air and shouted, "we got him!"

2006-12-23 07:19:10 · answer #5 · answered by moblet 4 · 1 0

Umm, clean ones, I don't know.
But if you are grown up...

How do you teach a girl maths?

Ans:
Subtract Her Clothes
Divide Her Legs
Square Root Her
and see if she multiplies...

If that's too offensive...sorry, but it's my only maths joke!

2006-12-23 00:00:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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2006-12-23 00:02:56 · answer #7 · answered by Uri b 2 · 1 0

Math and Jokes?....I don't understand.

2006-12-22 23:58:08 · answer #8 · answered by TenaciousT 1 · 0 0

1+1= a window!

wahahahahaha

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2006-12-22 23:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Did you hear about the constipated mathmatician?

. . .

He worked it out with a pencil.

2006-12-23 00:04:01 · answer #10 · answered by starofiniquity 5 · 1 0

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