i mean come.....he watches you when your sleeping,breaking and entering,and those elfs of his...are SLAVES! and he is always cussing!!!! he always says "ho ho ho". what did we ever do to the guy? we give him free cookies and milk for god's sake!
2006-12-22 15:29:25 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm guessing you didn't get that Barbie Dream House that year.
2006-12-22 15:31:25 · answer #1 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The elves were toy makers to the king before Santa came along. They love their jobs and love Santa.
Ho, Ho, Ho was around before the slang.
Why are you so angry? Just have a Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year
2006-12-22 15:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by shadouse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But what about the presents? And is it THAT bad for a person to watch you all the time if they can't come near you? He does need to go to a Manners Matters class or ten, though for the cursing. And they're not slaves, they're more like serfs in the feudalism social system thinger. They work like crazy and get a free room up in the North Pole. ;x
2006-12-22 15:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, but he makes up for all the bad by going around and handing out free stuff to everyone. Maybe if he promises to start paying his elfs a decent wage, cleans up the language a little and brings me that 52" flat screen I've been eyeing, I'd be willing to forgive and forget.
2006-12-22 15:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by dpir2013 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Santa can fit down a chimney and even get into houses without chimneys, I doubt he would be in prison for long. No, the best way to deal with his jolly red *** is to wait in a recliner in a dark corner opposite the chimney on Christmas eve with a good scotch in one hand and a sawed-off shotgun across your lap, trained on the fireplace.
2006-12-22 15:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your funny lets hook up I love a woman with a sense of humor. your right he is a stalker breaks into your house drinks some milk
and eats your cookies. He has a bunch of midget slaves known as elves ha where did this myth come from really?
2006-12-22 15:35:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats what I am saying. I think holidays are messed up in the head.
We start off our cold weather with scaring the hell out of each other, then we murder turkeys to get fat and then we celebrate by exchanging gifts and going broke for the next 8 months until we have to do it all over again. What the hell is wrong with us...We do it to our selves...People!!!
2006-12-22 15:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute question - However - Are you Crazy?
Putting Santa in jail would be robbing all of us of our youth and childhood ties.
I just don't think he would look very nice in black n white stripes and bruises on his cheeks from sobbing thru those nasty bars. I say keep him in red and cookies!!! He's such a jolly fellow!
2006-12-22 15:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by cat lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though santa isn't real...I'm going to still answer by saying he's not really breaking in since everyone is expecting him anyway on Christmas.
2006-12-22 15:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by goodies100 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possibly, but what gets me is that Tooth Fairy .. I mean sure she leaves something in return but I mean is 25 cents a fair exchange for a body part that you couldn't chew food without ?!!!
At least Santa doesn't steal your molars or something.
2006-12-22 15:40:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I don't think that Santa deserves to go to jail. Where would the world be without him?
2006-12-22 15:35:39 · answer #11 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋