I think Id stuff it and hang it on my wall.
2006-12-22 15:26:08 · 40 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd think twice about sending my own elf next year, since they don't seem to hold up well in transit
2006-12-22 15:30:07 · answer #1 · answered by jeninsocal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd cry and put it in a descrete part of the house once I found out what it was and never go there agian. Then I would either call 911 and make them bury it or investigate how it got killed for me, pretty much making them take it and bury it and stuff for me. Or I would send Santa a letter and tell him not to send me dead elves anymore. Then make somebody take it far away. After either of those two, though, I would clean everything and person in the house top to bottom. Including the Christmas tree. :o
2006-12-22 15:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the authorities
2006-12-22 15:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the news media and become a celebrity for verifying the existence of elves.
2006-12-22 15:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd wish I'd known earlier N poke breathing holes in the box
2006-12-22 16:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by Nitemuse 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would hang it on the wall and if its dead body gets rotten,i would burry it and i would try not to be naugty next year,and would be a good girl so that i get atleast something better.
2006-12-22 15:32:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the meat hadn't gone all dodgy yet, I'd skin and eat it with a nice glass of chianti.
2006-12-22 15:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Um .... first I'd have to slap a relative silly, find a small cardboard box, and start digging in the backyard.
2006-12-22 15:28:32 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol id cook it and serve it to my relatives and if they ask what it is id say itz a new breed of turkey =D
2006-12-22 15:30:08 · answer #9 · answered by xXSxLxIxCxExRXx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Light the BBQ and crack a fresh jug of good Tennessee Sippin Whiskey!
2006-12-22 15:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋