2006-12-22 15:03:41 · 26 answers · asked by sirk3456 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
instead of cookies and milk, he wants a cigar and a shot of gin
2006-12-22 15:06:07 · answer #1 · answered by Mary Mary Jane 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm sure the true Santa Claus would be more than thrilled with follow up letters from all of the boys and girls. The same ones who wrote to him asking for gifts...if they could write "Thank you, Santa. You made this the best year ever!" I bet it would touch his heart.
2006-12-22 23:13:18 · answer #2 · answered by DinahLynne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To make all his deliveries on time and NOT get stuck in the Denver Airport with all those angry travelers but mostly he wants all the children of the world to be happy and get what they wished for the most Merry Christmas to you
2006-12-23 00:19:10 · answer #3 · answered by grbarnaba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A years supply of vegetables! Or maybe some new sleigh bells! Or could he just want his outfit dry cleaned? But I would go with a cruise from the Bahamas to California!
2006-12-22 23:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by Chocolat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
News flash: Santa is on Atkins, so no cookies and milk, just turkey jerky and a glass of water!
2006-12-22 23:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by Vince 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa wants you to be happy this holiday season!
2006-12-23 01:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by ♡ Choc ♡ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, I never really thought about it. Maybe he wants a new sleigh or a new pen and paper set or just some more cookies. I don't know, ya never really hear him ask for anything, so maybe he's satisfied and doesn't want anything.
2006-12-22 23:20:23 · answer #7 · answered by gaygoddevil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Job security
2006-12-22 23:04:33 · answer #8 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy kids
2006-12-23 09:16:22 · answer #9 · answered by myangel_101211 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gold Bars lol
2006-12-22 23:08:44 · answer #10 · answered by MrCool1978 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A 19 year old secretary.
2006-12-22 23:05:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋