dirt. 3. You're dumber than a box of rocks. 4. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed. Or something else? I like 1 and 2.
2006-12-22 14:53:29 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Thanx to everyone with the exception of, 'Marsha' who obviously enjoys taking cheap shots at people. LOL!
2006-12-23 13:21:29 · update #1
i like 1 and 2 i love saying ur a dum ***
2006-12-22 14:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by lori30728 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3
2006-12-22 14:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like 4
2006-12-22 14:55:47 · answer #3 · answered by oldnjfriends 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Something else.
Your so dumb you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the toe cut out and the instructions wrote on the heal!! OR..............
Your about a break short of a load!!! OR....
If brains were atomic power,you wouldn't have enough to part your hair!!!
2006-12-22 15:07:05 · answer #4 · answered by Old man wrench 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
# 4
2006-12-22 14:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by Dawg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it this way: You couldn't break your way out of a wet paper sack. I like this one: It's colder than a witch's tittie in a brass bra doing push ups in the snow.
2006-12-22 14:59:03 · answer #6 · answered by Gummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like "I couldn't find the waves on the beach", or "I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag".
A good one is "Dumber than a doorknob", because doorknobs see a lot, yet they never talk. It's both kinds of "Dumb" I like puns.
2006-12-22 14:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by musemessmer 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
'the best part of you must've run down your momas leg and ended up a stain on the mattress.'
"You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag".
2006-12-22 14:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by jorluke 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The second one.
2006-12-22 14:55:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I kinda like 4.
2006-12-22 14:55:07 · answer #10 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋