2006-12-22 14:42:13 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
in two weeks, you have a diamond!
2006-12-22 14:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by a heart so big 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
The obvious answer is that you would get a diamond. But I'm smart enough to see that this is a trick question. You see, there is no way you could possibly fit anything past a Republican's impossibly tight butt cheeks.
2006-12-22 22:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by redhotsillypepper 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
What the hell is a "bee hinde"?
2006-12-22 23:03:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would be doing what is natural to you. You really should find better ways to spend your time.
2006-12-22 23:20:17 · answer #4 · answered by lordkelvin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugly question meant to insult Republican participants.
2006-12-22 22:57:19 · answer #5 · answered by JudiBug 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably be easier to do if you pulled your head out before trying to insert anything else....need some eyewash?
2006-12-22 22:49:21 · answer #6 · answered by Rich B 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You couldn't pry those cheeks apart with a pneumatic hammer. Stop asking trick questions.
2006-12-22 22:49:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
you would get a piece of crappy coal in your christmas stocking!
2006-12-22 22:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I did that once. Got a broken neck and a wired jaw to prove it.
No sense of humor, those repubs.
2006-12-22 22:43:41 · answer #9 · answered by Shaddup Libs 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
are you 11 years old
2006-12-22 22:48:41 · answer #10 · answered by Luis 4 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Coal is a very soft mineral, I suggest trying something a bit more penetrating..
2006-12-22 22:45:08 · answer #11 · answered by wisdomforfools 6 · 0⤊ 5⤋