Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your sh!t-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fcuking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) - You are the artistic type and have a difficult time dealing with reality. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) - You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of sh!t.
2006-12-22 14:36:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Finally, Virgo, I've been waiting and it's all true.
2006-12-22 16:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) - You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your sh!t-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fcuking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
what coincidence i am a pimp
2006-12-22 14:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why only 4 horoscopes? No time for the rest? =)
2006-12-22 15:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by Joeann 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why didnt u put this all in one
what a waste of points
2006-12-22 14:38:23 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol my daughter is a Scorpio
2006-12-22 14:38:31 · answer #5 · answered by ExpressWebDesigns.com 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but i'm a Gemini!
2006-12-24 02:18:17 · answer #6 · answered by Perfectly Insane 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i'm a scorpio and that is really true!!!
2006-12-22 14:38:19 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL
Yes that is funny.
2006-12-22 14:38:24 · answer #8 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋